Brisket!

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    OMG WTF my Mom just emailed me and said my Dad has been smoking a brisket and wants me to come over and try it tonight OMG OMG I am so happy

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    It's a trap.
     
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    Yep, this is where they sit him down and tell him its time to start dressing and acting like a grown up :jj:
     
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    :rofl:
     
  5. Nantrax

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    They probably have bad news for you, they thought by making you eat like a :pig: it would lessen the blow.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Chriza, what you will and WC be wearing to dinner?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Long as I'm eating delicious greasy brisket they can say whatever the fuck they want

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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I just did laundry last night, so the possibilities are endless
     
  9. Nantrax

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    We should take bets to see if Chriza will wear a baseball cap to the dinner or not. :bigthink
     
  10. gilaet

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    There's no brisket.
    There's just the talk they should have had with you 15 years ago.
     
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    Man, you really have it going on. All the stars are aligned for you. Like Doug Simpson, big man on campus.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    "Christopher, you're thinking about marriage. It's time for you to find a real job to support your new wife. We're not going to be around forever to pay your way in life, you know".
     
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    Do you think your dad rubbed his weiner on the brisket mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
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    "So son, we clicked on that site you recommended on Facebook..."
     
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    :lol:
     
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    :lol:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Christopher, we keep getting these weird phone calls for you. All we hear is "mmmmmmmmm, buttboy and BBC".
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll still eat it
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The brisket