News Bristol Palin marries 2nd baby daddy.

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  1. 1Vegasgirl

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    "Bristol Palin is officially married!

    The 25-year-old daughter of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin married her on-again, off-again beau, Dakota Meyer, ET exclusively confirmed on Wednesday.

    WATCH: Did Bristol Palin and Dakota Meyer Reunite and Get Married?

    "Life is full of ups and downs but in the end, you'll end up where you're supposed to be," Palin and Meyer told ET. "We are so happy to share with loved ones the wonderful news that we got married!""
     
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    Divorced by 2018
     
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    That's pretty generous IMO.
     
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    WHOOP WHOOP
     
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    That dummy had enough brain cells to call it off. She must have started fucking his brains out to convince him to reconsider.

    All that combat experience will come in handy when the Palins get in their next drunken dust up.
     
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    What does she do for a living ? What are her skills ?
     
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    I think she does motivational speeches, encouraging young girls to abstain from sex.

    Seriously.

    Skills? Ignoring her own advice.
     
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    I wanna bang that stupid girl so fucking badly
     
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    Their parents must be so proud. I wonder what the wedding was like... was it awesome with everyone's friends and relatives invited? Venison and moose for everyone at the cocktail hour. Where's the beautiful bride's dress? Or did they go down to the Wasilla Clerk's office and sign the papers?
     
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    Answer #1. Advocates for celibacy for girls and boys until marriage.

    Answer #2 fucking and having kids, while not being married.
     
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    I assume camouflage was worn on some article of clothing
     
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    Wasn't the 2nd baby daddy married at the time? You could somehow weave that in to your list as well.

    She has brought hypocrite to a whole new level.
     
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    I could not agree more. It's the only thing that goes through my mind when I see her.

    Then again, I'm not sure what else WOULD.
     
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    Was he? I try to not know too much as these types of people.
     
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    Fuck that bitch, fuck that family.

    "Practice abstinence, kids, while I squeeze out a couple of bastards."
     
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    A bastard can and WILL go far in this kingdom.
     
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