British Air Flight Forced To Land After Unknown Passenger Took Smelly Dump...

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  1. teehee

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    British Airways flight to Dubai forced to return to Heathrow Airport after 'smelly poo in the toilet' becomes unbearable for passengers
    • Captain informed passengers the smell was from 'liquid faecal excrement'
    • Plane returned to London about 30 to 40 minutes after take-off
    • Passenger Abhishek Sachdev said crew had health and safety concerns
    • Travellers were put up in hotel rooms and offered food vouchers

    A town councillor from Hertfordshire says a British Airways flight to Dubai was forced to return to London due to a foul odour emanating from an overflowing toilet.

    Hertsmere councillor Abhishek Sachdev, who represents Potters Bar Parkfield, said the seven-hour flight was aborted ‘because of a smelly poo in the toilet’.

    Cabin crew were unable to fix the problem and the smell became unbearable for passengers seated nearby, forcing the plane to turn around near Brussels and land at Heathrow Airport.

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    A British Airways captain told passengers the smell was from 'liquid faecal excrement' in a toilet

    Mr Sachdev, a Tory councillor, said the flight departed on time Thursday night and everything seemed fine until the captain made an announcement about 30 minutes after take-off.

    He told MailOnline Travel: ‘The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd..
    ‘About 10 minutes later he said you may have noticed there’s a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.

    ‘He said it was liquid faecal excrement, those are the words he used. He said it’s not a technical fault with the plane, and he was very adamant about that.’

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    Hertsmere councillor Abhishek Sachdev said passengers were told that crew could not fix the problem

    The captain informed passengers that the plane’s crew had examined the problem, but were unable to fix it.

    He told them that the plane would be forced to return to London for health and safety reasons.

    Passengers were initially told that they would board another flight in three hours, but it turned into a 15-hour delay, said Mr Sachdev, who was travelling with his pregnant wife, Rupa, and their two-year-old daughter, Shravani.

    He said the airline offered an apology and provided hotel accommodation and food vouchers, but claimed BA ground staff were unprepared and told the travellers to contact the Civil Aviation Authority for compensation.

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    Tory councillor Abhishek Sachdev was travelling with his pregnant wife and their two-year-old daughter

    Mr Sachdev, who wasn’t seated near the toilet in question, said passengers departed for Dubai yesterday at 1pm.

    He said: ‘It’s obviously disappointing to lose a whole day of your trip. You might expect it on some random airline, but you wouldn’t expect it from British Airways.’

    After the plane landed at Heathrow, the councillor tweeted: ‘Insane! Our BA flight to Dubai returned back to Heathrow because of a smelly poo in the toilet! 15hrs until next flight/’

    A British Airways spokesperson told MailOnline Travel: 'We're very sorry for the discomfort to our customers.

    'We provided them with hotel accommodation and rescheduled the flight to depart the next day.'
     
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    England seems to be going to crap these days.
     
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    liquid fecal excrement...:giggle:
     
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    Now THATS a funny story!
     
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    I've traveled on BA many times and I bet anything it was the in-flight "English breakfast."
    English breakfasts are fine if done properly, and although I love BA, this abomination they serve is
    enough to send anyone into the toilet with explosive "faecal" matter flowing from their loins.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    What do you expect after hundreds of passengers eat this. Your serving baked beans on a plane flight. Are you out of your fucking mind!!!!!

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    liquid brown expulsion
     
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    I want to throw up just looking at it....
     
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    That looks good compared to what they really serve.
     
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    Healthy way to start the day
     
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    This would have done the trick......[​IMG]
     
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    Whats the gross thing on top of the ham??
     
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    Blood sausage?
     
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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...
     
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    Vile..You'd think there would be more flights diverted by smelly poo if this is what they eat..
     
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    Howard related. :grad:
     
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    Lets look at this another way. Who amongst us hasn't cleared a room full of people with a pungent fart and then bragged about it? Imagine the stories you could share for years to come if your smelly dump was able to bring down a loaded passenger jet!