Entertainment Britney Spears wants a nerd with a big dick

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  1. Shithead

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    Britney Spears says she needs a ‘hot nerd’ with a ‘big penis’
    BY Keri Blakinger
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Tuesday, February 16, 2016, 9:35 AM


    Oops, she did it again.
    Britney Spears weirded out the crowd at her show in Vegas when she said she wanted a sexy geek who’s packing in the pants.
    “I think it’s time to find a hot nerd, like a really hot guy with a really big penis,” she told the crowd while motioning at her crotch.
    Spears, who is single after parting ways with boyfriend Charlie Ebersol last summer, sometimes snags audience members and asks them to appear on stage with her during shows.
    According to Gossip Cop, that’s what was going on Sunday in the Piece of Me show at Planet Hollywood.
    The gossip site did not report how many men raised their hands.
    [​IMG] Jordan Strauss/Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP
    Britney Spears, shown here at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards, recently told a Vegas crowd she needed a “hot nerd” with a “big penis.”
    This isn’t Spears’ first hilarious outburst. In 2003, she weirded out the world when she talked about walking around the house naked as a teen.
    “My family, we walked around the house naked, we really did,” she told Newsweek.
    “By the time I was 13, my dad was like, 'Uh, Britney, it's time to start covering yourself up.' I'm very free like that."
    Yes, we’ve noticed that, Britney.
     
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    You mean this stud wasn't getting the job done ?
    :sgay:
     
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    Hey Britney!
     
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    Borderline Personality Disorder
     
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    Don't we all.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Where do I apply?
     
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    Leave Britney alone... unless you have a big schlong
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Translation: she wants a good looking guy who can satisfy her in bed but won't drive into jealous rage everyday.


    Good luck with that honey
     
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    I may have to lie a little on the job application.
     
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    She was once hot. Many years ago.
     
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    Is she willing to overlook the "big dick" thing?
     
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    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Your a good size
     
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    Nonsense. All her "boyfriends" are pre approved by her father, are on payroll and are not supposed to fuck her. They don't want her pumpin out more kids and having to cut more child support checks.
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Perfect....I had the big snip snip last year.
     
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    i wonder if she would be down w sticking her fist in my ass
     
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    :shucks: