Britney Spear's whole asshole was hanging out

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Britney Spears goes commando at her son's soccer match.

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  2. HowieStearn

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    on her way to the hotdog stand..
     
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    She is going to be so disgusting by the time she is 35.
     
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    that's a lot of back fat
     
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    ^ yes. :(

    She's such a pretty girl, but I'll never understand how she can dance and exercise like she supposedly does, and still has such a thick layer of fat all over... she's either hitting the drivethru heavily, or she's doomed genetically. :facepalm:
     
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    Would still hit multiple times...
     
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    Her affinity for fast food is no secret.
     
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    Wow, Derek Jeter has had some major league poontang. Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Vanessa Minillo, Scarlett Johanssen AND Mariah Carey? Most men would give a body organ to be with ONE of these women ONE time, and he's had all of them. Jesus H. Christmas.
     
  11. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    And Minka Kelly was the best of the bunch
     
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    he fucked the careers out of them
     
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    I don't think I've ever seen a woman turn dumpy that fast. It's not just weight, childbirth changed her. She now looks like she belongs on a front porch sitting in old upholstered furniture.
     
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    She's well on her way. She was so adorable at 20, now they use body doubles for all of her music videos. Saddest thing ever is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E2rDPEok8w and that's just one video. Pretty much anything where she looks super hot involves makeup and clothing tricks - even after her big diet and workout routines (PR) ...
     
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    Minka is the latest hot one, but Jessicas Alba and Biel were perfection at various times. I think Biel might still be. Alba's family image makes her less interesting to me. Minka's sex tape being shot at 17 makes her yummy.

    I am truly damaged :(
     
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    And I used to feel dirty for thinking she was hot in that school girl video. :duhme:
     
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    why?....cuz you wouldn't bang her now?

    are you kidding me?

    granted- she isn't at her hottest and probably won't be in fighting shape again but she is still totally fuckable


    seriously- this whole "internet stud" thing that everyone does on the forumz is ridiculous
     
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    ...granted...she would have to take a shower first but after that she is totally fuckable
     
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    Nice cankles.
     
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    Kinda takes me back to that heyday of nipslips and upskirts. You kids might have heard it referred to as right around 2005 - when sluts would walk around pantiless, spending their days doing coke and their nights exiting extremely low carseats. When Tara Reid's Frankentit would get loaded on Ibizian vodka and blow dudes while E! cameras filmed her. A time when Kim Kardashian was just the part of the Hilton circle who would "do the black friend". Those were the days.