Entertainment Broad who looks like Ted Cruz in drag gets paid $10,000 for sex tape

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Apr 25, 2016.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Finally
     
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  3. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    WTF... Is it April 1st again?!?!
     
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    Saucy



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    gross.
     
  5. YinzerMasshole

    YinzerMasshole VIP Extreme Gold

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    I know a lot of people say, "Fuck Ted Cruz!" but I have a hard time believing anyone actually wants to fuck Ted Cruz.
     
  6. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    Guilty!!!!!!

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  7. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    People would rather see a sex tape of a woman that looks like the Donald

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  8. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Fail
     
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    she's got the same boneless jaw he does
    people without their real teeth get it over time
     
  10. Ferris Bueller

    Ferris Bueller floating around

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    :shit:
     
  11. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Who the fuck was asking for this??? :confused:
     
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  12. Freedom Fries

    Freedom Fries Well-Known Member

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    :jj: Goddamn. The world is getting weirder by the minute.
     
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  13. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

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    And this DUDE looks like Hillary Clinton!!!!
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    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

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    Look if I want political satire porn, I'm going this route
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    There's not enough booze and drugs in the world to get me fucked enough to watch Ted Cruz or his lookalike get fucked.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    poor ted. :jj:

    the evangelicals are going to riot! but they don't burn or beat or murder so the news will not be televised!
     
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    That's hot.
     
  20. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Nope