WTF Broads with short hair

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  1. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    whats the deal with it? Why is this becoming a trend? When will it stop? If I wanted someone with short hair, I'd be gay and fuck men.

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  2. HPMikesLazyEYE

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    It's pretty odd that you would trade long hair for a penis. Are you sure you aren't already gay and you are just looking for an excuse?
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I've heard women say it's for them and it's empowering. Speaking as a woman with very long hair - it can get miserably hot! But I will keep my long hair.
     
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    Y'know what's a silly look? Ladies with really short hair, but very long bush. That's silly.
     
  5. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    If she's got a pretty face, I couldn't care less about hair.

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  6. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    i love long curly hair on a woman
    short hair ia fine for older women
     
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    Thank you, Dr. Freud!
     
  8. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    You gotta go on a case by case basis. Also, sometimes I like just the difference on a woman, sometimes its long sometimes its short. :dontknow:
     
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    meanredhed Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Some men like short hair. My husband says he will divorce me if I ever cut mine when I threaten to because it's pissing me off so I guess he's not one of them.
     
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    What would you do to a man with long hair?
     
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    Ohhhhhh the things I would do to Fabio and Yanni! It's a whole thing, don't ask.
     
  13. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Never Forget.

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    Broads with short hair are actually fun to fuck because long hair always gets in the way. It's a production anytime she sucks your dick with long hair.
     
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    It grows back right? I'd just pretend im fucking 80's Annie Lennox for a couple weeks.
     
  16. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    :winner:
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Long hair is a good thing.
     
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    The only place I want to see short hair on a woman is between her legs.
     
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    You can grab the long hair in your fist and pull it out of the way...or just pull it.:)
     
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    I'm very jealous of women who can rock short haircuts and not look post menopausal. My hairdresser refuses to cut my hair any shorter than my shoulders. That's why I like her. She knows I'd look like a pile of shit. Having long hair is a lot of work. nothing brings up more suicidal thoughts for me than knowing I have to aim a 6 million degree air gun at my dome for nearly 20 minutes.

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