Sports Brock Lesnar - Busted

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  1. Ba Ba Boolio

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    Brock Lesnar Flagged For Anti-Doping Violation

    Brock Lesnar has been flagged by USADA for a doping violation related to a sample taken June 28, less than two weeks before the UFC and WWE star defeated Mark Hunt at UFC 200.

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    That promotion lost its main event when Jon Jones was targeted by the anti-doping commission for a suspected positive days before he was scheduled to face Daniel Cormier. UFC waived its usual requirements for four months of testing prior to competition in order to accommodate Lesnar’s sudden return to the octagon; his response to reporters who asked about drugs before his UFC 200 appearance was “I’m a white boy and I’m jacked — deal with it.”

    UFC released the following statement:

    The UFC organization was notified today that the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency (USADA) has informed Brock Lesnar of a potential Anti-Doping Policy violation stemming from an out-of-competition sample collection on June 28, 2016. USADA received the testing results from the June 28, 2016 sample collection from the WADA-accredited UCLA Olympic Analytical Laboratory on the evening of July 14, 2016.

    ”USADA, the independent administrator of the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, will handle the results management and appropriate adjudication of this case. It is important to note that, under the UFC Anti-Doping Policy, there is a full fair legal review process that is afforded to all athletes before any sanctions are imposed. The Nevada State Athletic Commission also retains jurisdiction over this matter as the sample collection was performed in close proximity to Lesnar’s bout at UFC 200 in Las Vegas.

    “Consistent with all previous potential anti-doping violations, additional information will be provided at the appropriate time as the process moves forward.”

    Lesnar has a right to appeal the positive test; it is unclear if his representation before the panel will be Paul Heyman.

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    At least he died doing what he loved. RIP, funnyman.
     
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    I broke this news in tbte a while ago.
     
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    I hope it's bs. I like Brock.... cheating fuck thst he is.
     
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  7. Ba Ba Boolio

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    Tbte?
     
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    :jj:
     
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    K, you scooped me, I didn't look at the bar threads before posting (nor do I ever).

    Carry on...
     
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    mma is my fave sport, the guberment is fucking it up with this athletic commission shit. I really don't care what drugs anyone takes, I just wanna see good fights. It makes no difference to me.

    Same with baseball; the league and old fans are like anti-steroid jihadists. I don't even care, I wanna see more homeruns.



    What is annoying is that NFL players are obviously juiced out of their minds; it's physically impossible for them not to be. No one in America even cares or asks about it. They pop a few role players each year with a positive test just to make it look like they care.
     
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    Thank you, sir. :wigtip:
     
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    The dude had his eyes recessed 8 inches into his skull and this comes as a surprise?

    Fuck him; he's a fucking cheat and deserves to be fucked.
     
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    Don't be ridiculous. You can't have some getting hopped up on shit fighting against people that are clean. The fights would be just as good clean. Fuck steroids. Cheat gtfo.
     
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    Also, the mma athletic commissions are old boxing guys; I feel like they have an underlying chip on their shoulder against UFC. Some mma fighters get crazy suspensions, I don't think more than 1 or 2 boxers have ever been suspended even though most bigger guys are totally jacked.

    The more famous the mma fighter, the bigger the suspension, they tried to give Nick Diaz a lifetime ban for some marijuana.
     
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    Dude...you pass the test or you don't. No suspension if you're clean.
     
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    Just fucking let them shoot up whatever they want, it's all a fucking...
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    ...anyways.
     
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    I guess Jones's was an estrogen blocker. From what I hear it's the most common one. No reason to rake an estrogen blocker unless you're coming off (or currently on) a cycle.

    USADA is a creepy administration. They basically come to wherever you are, take you into some back room (they even use old, filthy unsanitary janitors' closets) and make you get buck naked. They also apparently take a picture of you and they don't even have to provide identification. And if you tell them to fuck off you could face a lifetime ban.
     
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    There are reasons you could test for an estrogen blocker, but the common reason is coming after a cycle
     
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    ;)
    The tactics they are using appear to be working