Broke Down Old Whore Retires From Porn. LOL!

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    From Lisa Ann:

    Dear World,
    We have had such a personal and intimate relationship for so many amazing years. I couldn’t think of a more personal way to share my thoughts with you than taking the time to handwrite you a letter.

    I have to start this letter with a thank you. Thank you for all the years I have been able to live out my sexual fantasies through fulfilling ours. I have learned who I am sexually by the challenges you have presented me. I also thank you for the amount of years I have been able to be successful in the adult industry as I know it. [It] is your dedication to me that has dictated the success and length of my career. I also thank you for making me so incredibly strong, independent and most of all sexy!

    2014 will be my last year performing in front of the camera doing sex scenes for you. Yes, I am retiring. I wanted to tell you first, myself. It took hours a day, months on end, to try to decide how I was going to tell you, while knowing the entire time how ready I am to create change in my life.

    Since I know I can’t make us go cold turkey, without each other, I will still be doing some personal appearances, the occasional special event webcam show. You will always have access to me on my social media and through my new online store I am launching for you on Christmas Day.

    I am also working with Fleshlight and Kuzoo on an interactive product that will give the world a brand new ability at a virtual sexual experience.

    As for my overall existence in this industry … I have unseen scenes that I plan to sprinkle over time on my website TheLisaAnn.com and I will be working on raising the standards the industry presently has to offer. It is time for me to take a step back, and stand up.

    I have been working on a project to help empower the performers in the industry. My business partner Jayden James [sic] and I will be launching a new consulting company—ThePornStarBootCamp.com.

    In my new life I dream of having an undefeated season in Fantasy Football while pursuing my career in Fantasy Sports. You can hear my every Monday night on Sirius XM Fantasy Sport Radio Sirius 210/XM 87 10 p.m. ET. I plan to work towards a bigger role with the Sirius family.

    My desire to write an incredible book for you to enjoy is everything to me right now.

    Starting 2015 it will be my #1 goal for you.

    This was a very difficult letter for me to word, write and actually hand-write for you. My letter is resignation in some way, but the birth of my new life in so many other ways. It was heard to walk away from something that has been filled with so much adventure, but I know it is time for me to slow down a bit and as they say “Stop and Smell the Roses.”

    P.S. One small favor I ask, as I think for many of you I have done many big and small favors for you. Now it is my turn. My turn to live your life and be able to be out and about. If you see me out, feel free to say hello, but I will only be doing pictures at my events, not in public. I want to be out with my friends have fun and maybe go on a date without taking a picture with another guy! LOL. I hope that you understand. It is my turn to be just like all of you!!

    Thank you all so much for the life you have allowed me to life for so many eyars now. As for the years I have strived to make you happy also make it clear. It was all REAL and so is this.

    And so am I. The Real Lisa Ann.

    All my love,

    Lisa Ann

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    Your wonky tits and shitty attitude will be missed by all the degenerates who enjoy granny porn. You may be retiring from fucking on video, but thanks to miles of cock that ran through your soulless holes and the hours of shame documenting it, the whore will be embedded in you forever. I wait with baited breathe for your next whormone induced Twitter meltdown, and dream of the regret that forces you to delete it the next morning.

    Bye whore.





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    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    She'll be back... Maybe not full time... But another quaalude.... She'll be back....
     
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    Don't all these whores make these same asinine proclamations? Only to be back sucking dick in a year? I love how they're all experts who are going to revolutionize the industry, now that nobody gives a shit. Between the consulting company and the other bullshit, she'll be broke soon.
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    "It took hours a day, months on end, to try to decide how I was going to tell you."

    So, hundreds of hours to decide and she comes up with a poorly written letter? Time well spent.
     
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    Ving Well-Known Member

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    She'll make a full come back when those stupid Teabaggers push Sara Palin to run for president.






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    she won't be taking pictures in public anymore so please don't ask

    she's the ringo of whores

    peace and love and a touch of genital warts
     
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    I have wondered what kind of "Normal" life these women can have after porn. What kind of guy (assuming they're straight) is going to marry a woman who has been a porn star?

    Years of degradation and abuse have to have done something to their heads.

    Thank god they all live in California.
     
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    Lisa Ann... The porn whore with one of the worst boob jobs in the business!
     
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    Once the money starts running out (6 or 7 months) she'll be taking shots in the mouth from BBC again.

    Whore NEVER retire. They're like pro wrestlers.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    She's putting previous unreleased material.
    Kinda like a b-sides on a greatest hits lmfaooo
     
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    Whore cunts never die, they just smell that way.
     
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    Her porn industry pension must be pretty lucrative. :jj:
     
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    "My business partner Jayden James [sic] and I will be launching a new consulting company—c.com."

    Now that the Internet has made it basically impossible to earn a dime in porn unless you also offer off-set "services" to the fans, I would love to know what anyone would be "consulting" about. Let's see if I can fix the URL: ThePornStarBootCampTrainYouToTurnManyManyTricksOnCraigsList.com.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Cut her some slack. The transition from 'whore' to 'madam' can be very depressing.