Broke my femur one week ago today. FUCK!

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  1. Robert Higgins

    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    fell & twisted while returning a rental car in OH at the airport and broke my femur.

    3 1/2 hour surgery this past Wednesday. It fucking sucks smelly ball.


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    The drugs are good.

    Stern related because lawsuit will be forthcoming
     
  2. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Show us your tits!
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Did you shit yourself as well?
     
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    Damn. Sorry to hear. Slipped on something?
     
  5. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Looks like you am need this

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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    who's fault was it?
     
  7. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    wow bummer. I guess it's better than being stuck indoors in the summer though. :dontknow:
     
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    Does it matter? This is America, sue the fuck out of them. Cincinnati airport by chance?
     
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    LOL i bet hes got a nice set
     
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  11. GaryPuppet

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    Who are you going to sue?


    And did any of the nurses touch your penis for you?
     
  12. Pigsaw

    Pigsaw Well-Known Member

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    Oh my Lawd, dis is quite tensis!
     
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    Fag...
     
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    what are you, an old white woman with low calcium ...
     
  15. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Really sorry to hear that. I'm fucked up too right now. What are you taking for pain? I got vicodin es.
    I hate taking them. Too many side effects.

    I have a scratch compared to you..feel better....

    F mutt
     
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    how do you get around and manage to take a poop?
     
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  17. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    Get one of these
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    And feel better my friend!
     
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    Mine was broke so bad that I had to use a spoiler.
     
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    Fat with Osteoporosis and toe fungus is not the way to live.
     
  20. Stag

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    You hit the lottery! I can't wait for the day that I become an invalid and people have to take care of me.