Broke the bed fucking today

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Iroth, Mar 7, 2014.

  1. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    Not looking forward to calling the landlord about this Saturday (furnished apartment).


    In before: "Whats his name?", "Top or Bottom?", etc.
     
  2. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    Just the slats or the actual frame?
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    Can't afford your own furniture?
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I was hoping this was a clutch thread.
     
  5. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    fatty
     
  6. Stan Beeman

    Stan Beeman Well-Known Member VIP

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    she must have been really fat
     
  7. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    Basically two parts, although I think one was previously broken as there seems to be some sort of patching done on it before.

    The bed sits on four legs and the connection between the headboard and the base the legs sits on broke apart mid fuck, seems like it's pretty unfixable.
    Once we pulled off the mattress to get a better look it seems like the central frame near the headboard was severely cracked, but patched at one point with something metal trying to hold it together.
     
  8. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    I'm temporarily living abroad, I'm not wasting my money on furniture, and if I did I don't have the time to sell it once I was leaving.
     
  9. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You sound shady.
     
  10. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    :dontknow: Fiance and I are both in good shape, just chalking it up to older furniture and both of us really going at it.
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    :jj: You rent...
     
  12. Butcher

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    Was there completion, at least?
     
  13. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    Btw, we moved to the floor and finished the deed before looking at the bed, so don't worry folks.
     
  14. Butcher

    Butcher ?

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    /thread
     
  15. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    Of course.
     
  16. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Banned User

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    When you partake in that kind of rough sex, is it hard for you to make a bowel movement?

    Or do they just come rolling right out of you now?

    :c
     
  17. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    When the bed broke did you fall into her asshole for teh painals?
     
  18. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    :rolleyes: I'm living in this shit hole of a country for another year and then coming back to the States. Tell me why I would buy fucking property in this country?
     
  19. Iroth

    Iroth мудак

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    :jj: That was actually funny.
     
  20. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Oh, Im sorry, I didnt know you were in Canada...Mybad.