Broke up with GF today...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by jobbey, Jul 25, 2012.

  1. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    and the fucking bitch wont give me my stuff back.
     
  2. Swayze

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    You can get another VCR at the flea market
     
  3. Porn Stache

    Porn Stache Active Member

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    When will Suzy address this?
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    did you meet her at a gig?
     
  5. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Didn't you just start dating this girl a couple months ago? Why would she have any of your stuff?
     
  6. banksy

    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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    choke her out.

    that's what a man would do.
     
  7. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    ya

    had to bring the cops over to her house... she decided to keep my laptop camera shoes and 24 track recorder.
     
  8. Swayze

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    Might want to touch base with Wario

    pretty sure he had the same problem and he broke into the guys house and stole his nintendo back
     
  9. Swayze

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    Well.....

    Only one thing left to do.

    Set the house on fire
     
  10. KINGjoe

    KINGjoe New Member

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    you did it backwards....always clean house before you high tail it out of there....just kiss her ass and tell her you are sorry, then get to cleaning out while she is at the store....
     
  11. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    i stayed there a lot.
     
  12. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    wtf are laptop camera shoes?
     
  13. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    This is solid advice.

    My preferred method of getting people back for sure
     
  14. TonyJax

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  15. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Was she hot?
     
  16. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    Yea!?
     
  17. Gomez

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    to all the kellyg's of the world: give the shit back
     
  18. Dave

    Dave Active Member

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    I hope you get your recorder and laptop camera shoes back bro.
     
  19. jobbey

    jobbey Well-Known Member VIP

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    i dont hit women
     
  20. Swayze

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    Well thats just it eh

    You gotta fight thievery with fire