Broke up with my girlfriend

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  1. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Broke up with my girlfriend today. As many know, my dad's been very sick and I've been spending a lot of time with him. Next week he starts radiation for lung cancer (just a small spot that they think they can knock out in a few treatments without surgery). I did have to cancel a planned vacation with my now ex. She lost her shit when I told her 2 weeks ago, then complained ever since and refused sex. Today her car payment came up and I "forgot" to write a check, she insisted we go to the bank because she relies on my financial assistance, I refused, we fought, it's over, I'm free, she's a cunt. Thanks for listening...
     
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    You vant me to 'take care' of ze beetch?
     
  3. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's okay. She has a long miserable life ahead...

    I wonder the text or call I'll get when her rent is due next week.
     
  4. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    What's her number?
     
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    Maddysmom Kunt Banned User

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    Want me to randomly approach her on the street and give her a customary Cunt Punch and whisper "Hail Dawgshed" into her ear?
     
  6. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    But really... Best to your Dad....And fuck her....
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    I should post it. And a few pics. But I'm a gentleman...

    Thanks. We have an apt in the morning for some tests. The doctor is very confident he'll be fine.
     
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    I'll call her and say I heard she has a dank box......
     
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    I'll call her and say I heard she has a dank box......
     
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    artful dodger Well-Known Member

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    but srs seems quite abrupt no? surely more to the story no?
     
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    Hope things work out for your dad.
     
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    I wish the best for your old man.

    As far as your ex, if she can't deal with the shit that comes up with a sick loved one, then it's probably best it ended now. Life's full of rocky shit and you can't be with somebody who won't be there for you when you need her most.
     
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    Prayers for your dad, curses to your ex.
     
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    Been there done that... Those kind of girlfriends are the hardest to get rid of.. Two years later and I'm still getting texts.
    Don't take her back, get a girl with some financial independence.
    Hope your dad gets well soon!
     
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    Give GaryPuppet her number.

    Best of luck to your dad.
     
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    Why were you paying this bitch's bills in the first place?

    Was her roof leaking too? :hhh:
     
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    You know what to do cia...you KNOW what to do
     
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    SINCE there's no help, come let us kiss and part;
    Nay, I have done, you get no more of me,
    And I am glad, yea glad with all my heart
    That thus so cleanly I myself can free;
    Shake hands forever, cancel all our vows,
    And when we meet at any time again,
    Be it not seen in either of our brows
    That we one jot of former love retain.
    Now at the last gasp of Love's latest breath,
    When, his pulse failing, Passion speechless lies,
    When Faith is kneeling by his bed of death,
    And Innocence is closing up his eyes,
    Now if thou wouldst, when all have given him over,
    From death to life thou mightst him yet recover.

    - Michael Drayton
     
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