broker than shit

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  1. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    Ha. Glad I learned how to live "close to the bone" back in my salad days.

    :c

    as in I'm ready to bake a loaf of that "No-Knead" bread instead of eating ramen... cheap, but much much better...
     
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  2. Mr. Potato Head

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    No knead bread? :scratch:
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Why does 'shit' get such a bad rap?... Everything bad gets compared to shit... Shitting is an integral part of the digestive process
     
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    Who gives a shit?
     
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  5. RF76

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    Ramen is .19ct
     
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    Wax noodles.
     
  7. x76

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    Hey, a good shit is a wonderful thing. Very satisfying.

    This page looks like shit (!) but it has the original recipe: http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/11376-no-knead-bread

    Basically flour, salt, yeast, water, mix it up, leave it alone for 18 hours, bake it in a fucking hot oven -- fantastic crust and crumb. Remember BAKING IS MANLY.

    Carly Simon nips always appropriate:

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    Paul Orndorff :dontknow:
     
  9. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Bread gonna make you fat.
     
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    Mmmmmm... That giant mouth is Friggin so sexy
     
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    1 egg, a little milk and 20 minutes.
    Under two dollars.

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  12. Chriza

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    It's like we use "cocksucker" and "sucks cocks" as derogatory, and yet we all thank god for cocksuckers.
     
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    The world is a better place with oral copulaters in it
     
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    Let me guess...

    - You have an iphone

    - cable, Netflix, Showtime

    - Starbucks 2-5x/week

    - gym membership

    - you get your car washed

    - eat out all the time

    - regular purchase copious amounts of alcohol, weed, etc.

    - took a trip here and there, Vegas, etc.
     
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    It's a potato i think :dontknow:
     
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    racist
     
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    well? ^^^
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. Gold

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    Man, when I was low a while back, I became very accustomed to the library.
     
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  19. x76

    x76 Well-Known Member

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    iPhone 5, si. No cable until August when it's NFL season again. No gym. Pay to wash my car? I like McD's coffee ($1) in the morning. I like cheap red wine, don't buy alcohol other than that, don't smoke dope, the last trip I took was in 2005 to Disneyland w the kids. You have an agenda or something? Want to fuck? Or fight? Or both? In which order?

    Actually ramen is a lot nicer when you saute a little spinach to serve with it. Dresses up nicely.

    Let me know about the fucking thing. I'm backed WAY up.
     
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  20. digitalbullet

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    Broke as fuck I've been there man but fuck it as long as you've got rent covered you're gonna be OK
     
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