Bronk Hate

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  1. sweatdaddy

    sweatdaddy Active Member

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    Ok, I know I'm gonna get a lot of flack for this, but why all the hate for Bronk?

    His one-liners are awful, and he's generally pretty lousy on the air when he gets to talk. But, guy seems a little less clueless than some of the others. Examples: knew how to win battle of the blobs, knew that when Artie was "out sick" it didn't mean he was back on drugs, but rather going through wd's. And yeah, always thought he was alright on the wrap up show.

    Benjy seems like he has a unique voice, comes up with good out of left field ideas in writers meetings. He's had his moments too: wearing that du du or whatever it was, screaming for peace, getting kicked out of the poetry reading, bugging Tracy Morgan. He's definitely no Jackie or Artie....

    His sense of humor is definitely different than the rest of the regulars. His laugh is rarely heard on the show, but when it is, it's usually in response to....I dunno, the type of clip that could be a "moment of zen" on the daily show. Stern would have other writers on staff if he gave a shit about his show, but I think Benjy would still be good as a part of that mix.

    He's hated because he disrespects his job and because this forum has a lot of aspiring comics who think they could do a better job than he does. And yeah, the Elisa stuff sucks. But overall, he seems like he'd be one of the nicer guys on the Stern show if you actually met him...
     
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    sweatdaddy Active Member

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    I doubt he'll work in show business again after the Stern show, but you know, does that mean we should all hate him?
     
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    fuck off
     
  4. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    Can't stand people who are late all of the time. No fucking consideration for anyone else. Self absorbed assholes.
     
  5. Nemo

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    Hi Benjy!
    :facepalm:
     
  6. sweatdaddy

    sweatdaddy Active Member

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    To work or just in general?
     
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    I mean.....someone called me Yucko yesterday. I knew someone would assume I'm Benjy and you're the fuckboy who stepped in and attached his name to the predetermined comment. waydahgo
     
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    He's another reason the show sucks, Can't write himself out of a paper bag. Untalented Hack, just like Beff
     
  9. NotMyBro

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    He's just unfunny! Yeah he's lazy and uninteresting and boring as fuck but none of that really matters if he wasn’t unfunny! All his schtick "comedy" is beyond stupid and just plain unfunny. And he's never been funny on the air. Never. You can also tell when Howard reads one of his tacky jokes… they're just horrible.
     
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    Shame he wasn't in the IQ thing from a few years back. No real surprises there, except for maybe Richard.
     
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    Fred?
    .....take off that Halloween mask!
     
  12. sweatdaddy

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    He's had his moments. The screaming for peace thing was funny...
     
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    I can shit in an empty coffee can and I would have created something more valuable than Benjy ever has.

    I do not listen to the show but I do hope Benjy has been fired.
     
  14. Mr Pink

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    Both. Don't bother setting a time if you have no intention of keeping it.
     
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    Bethstampon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    How many mults did Sally make out of the 10,000 registered users?
     
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    time ain't shit dum dum
     
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    what the hell....this reads like something out of a Phillip Dick novel ha ha
     
  18. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I don't hate Bronk. I hate his lack of comic talent and unfunny schtick that he uses as a safety net when he's out of ideas. He's actually more "with it" than the others about the real world, yes.
     
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    I think its pretty much a given that Bronk has little or no talent and is universally disliked by all.

    Carry on Benjy..
     
  20. WillyBest

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    Benjy is comedy cancer.