Brooke Candy

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  1. Diogenes1

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    ALL YOU DUDES WIGGLE YOUR DICKS FOR BROOKE CANDY
    ALL YOU HOES JIGGLE YOUR TITS FOR BROOKE CANDY

    [video=youtube_share;dHULK1M-P08]http://youtu.be/dHULK1M-P08[/video]
     
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    Isn't that the tranny Zit paid to suck its cock?
     
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    she's the daughter of the CEO of Hustler magazine
     
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    Holeeeeee hopping christ, that's bad...
     
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    Uh yo yo what up it's Brooke Candy
    Mother fucking freaky princess
    Brooke rap style is the queen of Italy

    Amount of candy, the price is right
    Double D's, these are real titties
    Lady T-H-C, Betty Blow
    Hoodrat Drew Barrymore

    I'm repin' fag mob all day
    Mother fucking faggots taking over the industry
    Mother fucking faggots running the world

    Verse 1:
    I'm a super bitch, I fuck it up, I do this shit
    You say that I'm a slut
    It ain't your business who I'm fucking with
    A dude could fuck 3 bitches and they'd say that he's the man
    But I get it in with twins, she's a whore
    That's what they saying

    It's time to take the back "Slut" is now a compliment
    A sexy-ass female who running shit and confident
    Lady who on top of it, a female with a sex drive

    Lyrically don't fuck with me, the greatest in the world
    Live living on my pussy, all my ladies let me hear you
    I'm a CEO, Dream girl, Drug Dealer
    Real just like my titties you can even cop a feel-a
    Finger licking good, treat my pussy like a meal-a
    Talk about my tit size I need to see your dick size
    Show me what you're working with I better win a big prize
    Next time they call you a slut
    Brooke Candy tell you not to give a fuck

    [Hook]
    All the dudes wiggle your dicks for Brooke Candy
    All the hoes jiggle your tits for Brooke Candy

    If you gotta blunt, bitch don't let it pass me
    Looking for the realest bitch? tell the world
    DAS ME
    Tell 'em thats me,, tell 'em tell 'em Das me
    Tell 'em thats me,, tell 'em tell 'em Das me
    Looking for the realest bitch? tell the world
    Das me
    Tell 'em thats me,, tell 'em tell 'em Das me

    Eh I'm coming back in
    [Verse 2]
    I could kill a bitch man, I'm so fucking crazy
    Gotta gun, to your dome, foaming mouth rabies

    Baby that's some real shit, I'm a Mob Boss
    Take a knife to your dick, I'm a cut your fucking loss

    Dont' say a word, put the money in the bag
    I'm a tie you up bitch, yeah I like it when you gag

    Don't try nothing funny, bitch I came for the money
    I'm a rascally rabbit, rap game Bugs Bunny
    Trust no ho bitches out to get ya
    Staring at me so hard you need to take a picture
    It'll last longer you're so fucking late
    It's easy for you talking shit from that far away
    I'm on top of the world I'm on top of the game
    They don't show me respect they best remember the name
    Brooke Candy, the haters love to doubt me
    Candy is my name but there's nothing sweet about me

    [Hook]
    [Bridge]
    Fag Mob killing shit/Brooke candy realest shit
    Tight twat/white hot/feel this shit/feel this shit
    Gotta blunt/roll it up/Liquor store/hold it up
    Uzi in my hand bitch/blow it up/blow it up
     
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    This is why you cannot trust white people.
     
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    Finally something that makes "Cold in the D" look good.
     
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    The question here is: Would you fuck it????
     
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    [video=youtube;8Uee_mcxvrw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw[/video]
     
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