Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Apr 16, 2016.
Nothing like a good broom fight with a sibling or cousin
It'd be a better ending if the guy on the ground pulled out a 9mm and shot the other guy 11 times.
Wish I could do that to my ex husband with a steel bat
I knew that was coming
Trust me, if I told you my story you would too
A better fight...
The guy in the white broom fights like a fag
The one guy kept hitting the other guy with the handle part of the broom, faggot.
Stick to the rules asshole, just the bristles.
Nor can you strike your opponent once he's down.
YEAh ! Mayor ! Im gonna be mayor someday ! LOL
See ya don't need guns.
That was the very definition of a fair fight. I have a broom, you have a broom, let's go. Society would be a better place if all of our differences were decided by broom duels. Or maybe pool noodles, if you're a faggot.
BTW, I loved the anguished screams of the loser. "AGGGHHHHH, I'M BEING BEATEN WITH A BROOM, CALL THE AUTHORITIES. LET THEIR REPORTS SHOW THAT I AM A HOMOBUTT!"
They should ban brooms. Look how dangers they are. Only professional janitors should be alowed to carry them. Learn to live with a dirty floor. Do it for the children.
That fight could have turned out a lot different if just one of them had manned up with . . .
"Broom? That's not a broom. This is a broom."
He'd warned him multiple times over previous years to *not* sweep in front of his door.
That and he obviously fucked the guys wife in the 70's.
You gotta read between the lines.
I can see this escalating.....