Bro's 12 Rules of poker.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, May 31, 2011.

  1. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    Rule #1) Don't give your money away.
    Rule #2) Don't chase hopes and dreams.
    Rule #3) Go all in with pocket Aces pre-flop.
    Rule #4) Don't trust anybody.
    Rule #5) Everyone wants your money.
    Rule #6) Wait for your hand.
    Rule #7) Chase a flush if you can.
    Rule #8) Watch out for Full Houses.
    Rule #9) Don't bet over your head.
    Rule #10) Trick players to bet into you when u have a good hand.
    Rule #11) Don't be afraid to fold.
    Rule #12) Always take a free card.
     
  2. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    I just want to play poker.
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    Rule #1) Play poker.
     
  4. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    3,251
    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2010
    Messages:
    20,002
    Likes Received:
    816
    Rule # 2 Never talk about poker.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

    Reputations:
    25,133
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    64,200
    Likes Received:
    10,985
    hi bud!!!!
     
  6. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

    Reputations:
    383,581
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    61,025
    Likes Received:
    26,112
    I gave you my money cuz I was tired
     
  7. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    I know. ;)
     
  8. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    Rule #12.5) Play the player not the cards.
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

    Reputations:
    209,727
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    209,688
    Likes Received:
    42,127
    I like to have a big win & then leave for the night. :c
     
  10. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    You never play for more than 5 minutes at a time.
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

    Reputations:
    209,727
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    209,688
    Likes Received:
    42,127
    That's because people are too slow with their bets & I'm usually at work.
     
  12. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    I'll be sure to slow down my betting when you're playing.
     
  13. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

    Reputations:
    209,727
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    209,688
    Likes Received:
    42,127
    You love it when I play Bud.
     
  14. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    I like it when anyone plays.
     
  15. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok VIP

    Reputations:
    38,318
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    88,182
    Likes Received:
    7,932
    you're the reason nobody plays poker anymore
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

    Reputations:
    209,727
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    209,688
    Likes Received:
    42,127
    :slapping:
     
  17. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    196,064
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    127,156
    Likes Received:
    25,883
    BROOOooOOOoOOO!
     
  18. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

    Reputations:
    25,133
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2010
    Messages:
    64,200
    Likes Received:
    10,985
    hi bud!!
     
  19. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    Big Moike!


    nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAz.
     
  20. Bro

    Bro Corporate Fascist VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    216,555
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2010
    Messages:
    88,142
    Likes Received:
    18,575
    poker