Bro's 12 Rules of poker.

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  1. Bro

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    Rule #1) Don't give your money away.
    Rule #2) Don't chase hopes and dreams.
    Rule #3) Go all in with pocket Aces pre-flop.
    Rule #4) Don't trust anybody.
    Rule #5) Everyone wants your money.
    Rule #6) Wait for your hand.
    Rule #7) Chase a flush if you can.
    Rule #8) Watch out for Full Houses.
    Rule #9) Don't bet over your head.
    Rule #10) Trick players to bet into you when u have a good hand.
    Rule #11) Don't be afraid to fold.
    Rule #12) Always take a free card.
     
  2. Bro

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    I just want to play poker.
     
  3. Bro

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    Rule #1) Play poker.
     
  4. tomtom

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    Rule # 2 Never talk about poker.
     
  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    hi bud!!!!
     
  6. Mlaw

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    I gave you my money cuz I was tired
     
  7. Bro

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    I know. ;)
     
  8. Bro

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    Rule #12.5) Play the player not the cards.
     
  9. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    I like to have a big win & then leave for the night. :c
     
  10. Bro

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    You never play for more than 5 minutes at a time.
     
  11. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    That's because people are too slow with their bets & I'm usually at work.
     
  12. Bro

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    I'll be sure to slow down my betting when you're playing.
     
  13. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    You love it when I play Bud.
     
  14. Bro

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    I like it when anyone plays.
     
  15. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    you're the reason nobody plays poker anymore
     
  16. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    :slapping:
     
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    BROOOooOOOoOOO!
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    hi bud!!
     
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    Big Moike!


    nAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAz.
     
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    poker