brother and sister decide to have sex after watching 'the notebook'

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  1. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    when i watch the notebook, i too have the urge to go to a church parking lot and have sex with my brother in a tractor-trailer. :nojj:

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    A brother and sister were arrested this morning in Effingham County and accused of having sex with each other in a tractor trailer parked at a church.

    Christopher Buckner, 20, of Guyton, and her brother, Timothy Savoy, 25, of Jackson, Ga., were arrested and charged with incest, aggravated sodomy and prowling, according to Sheriff’s Office spokesman David Ehsanipoor.

    The spokesman said deputies answered a call at about 4:30 a.m. about a prowler in the area of Hester Road and Ga. 30.

    As deputies were checking the area, they saw a man and woman walking down the road. The male said he was walking the female back to her house.

    Deputies determined that the pair were brother and sister and that they had just had sex in a Kenworth tractor trailer, which was parked at Countryside Baptist Church, Ehsanipoor said.

    He said they admitted having sex three times after watching the movie, “The Notebook.”

    They were being held in the Effingham County jail.
     
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    I was so hard when I read the title, but I lost like 3/4ths of my boner upon opening this thread.
     
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  3. geo

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    well just do what you can with the remaining fourth :dontknow:
     
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    I had the opposite effect. I was inspired to get a needle and thread and stitch myself closed.
     
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    Thank God my brother only watches South Park and Looney Tunes
     
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    A doctor did that to his wife in my hometown after he found out she was cheating on him. They said he had it so tight they couldn't get a Q-Tip. Luckily @beatlejaws would still be able to fuck her with ease
     
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    Maybe if your sister is significant hotter than her.
     
  8. geo

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    i'm just surprised that these retards aren't from florida :dontknow:
     
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    I'm beating off so hard right now, that my penis is actually trying to give me cash to make it stop.
    :c
     
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    i take it you and your penis have enjoyed an evening together watching the notebook
     
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    Understandable.

    Who could resist either of them?
     
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    It's looks like their parents were siblings too.


    :lol:
     
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    A girl named Christopher? :wtf:
     
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    that prowling charge really gots ta sting.
     
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    I am beating my meat to the prowling part.
     
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    I didn't notice anything about 'the notebook', I was more concerned with the incest.

    :c
     
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    Probably a dumb question, but why were they arrested? Is incest illegal?
     
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    (a) A person commits the offense of sodomy when he or she performs or submits to any sexual act involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth or anus of another. A person commits the offense of aggravated sodomy when he or she commits sodomy with force and against the will or the other person. The fact that the person allegedly sodomized is the spouse of a defendant shall not be a defense to a charge of aggravated sodomy.
     
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