BrulesRules reviews the film The Host

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Don't see it! Boringest piece of shit ever!!!!!!! I don't understand how movies like this are even made?!?! My gf owes me huge for making me sit through that shit. :mad:

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  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I always feel a mixture of pity and disdain for the men going to see these films with women. I also figure that they better not be married, because if you marry a woman and she still makes you see that, you are like a battered spouse.
     
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    it was horrible Bob..what have I gotten myself into?? help me!
     
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    Steve "the host"?
     
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    I'm a vomit lover
     
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    :secret: It's a teen movie
     
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    Maybe I misspoke. I have a very skewed view of the world sometimes.
     
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    it got 11% approval rating on rotten tomatoes :jj:

    "The Host lacks quality acting and any hint of a decent story. The result is a sci-fi film with no science and a romantic film with no romance. In other words, it's the dullest 2 hours imaginable."
     
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    at least I put my foot down and said we had to go on $5 Tuesday.
     
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    :jj:

    I wish I could find the prank call where that woman on the anorexic help line thinks he's calling himself Sheriff Levy.
     
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    We get stuff from Redbox so only a dollar has to be spent on all of the awful Jonah Hill movies I want to see.
     
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    I tried the "let's wait until it comes out on redbox" line...didn't work.
     
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    It says it's by the author of Twilight right on the poster......that wasn't enough of a "suck" clue for ya'? My wife likes some of these shit movies as well, which is fine, but the good thing is if she asks if I want to go I just make a sour-puss face and she asks her niece instead. Sometimes I have to bite the bullet but tradeoffs are part of a relationship.
     
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    Did you feel shameful going in to the theater?
     
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    My sister made me go see every turd movie that ever existed and she thought they were so great, like Princess Diaries, Legally Blonde, etc. I even had to sit through the James Franco made for TV James Dean movie with her so I can't stand any of these love story movies.
     
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    I knew it was going to suck..been dreading it for weeks..but sometimes you have to make sacrifices in a relationship. Plus now she has no excuse when Anchroman 2 comes out..I can use this as a bargaining chip :evil:
     
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    Yes, but I did get some peanut M&Ms to soften the blow to my man card.
     
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    That sounds so painful, like you're both going to see movies you hate. You could go alone or something.
     
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    We're going to see Evil Dead this weekend. I gave her an out but she opted to go. I sucked it up and saw Britney Spears and she was shell shocked through Rammstein......at least I got to see hot broads dancing around in schoolgirl outfits. :toptip:
     
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    I just remembered why my husband never pressures me into seeing films he wants to see. He made me see March of the Penguins and when they started mating I freaked out and left the theater. Please disregard anything I've posted in this thread.