Bubba Ho-Tep

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I finally saw this. You HAVE to see this if you have any sense of humor. It's on the level of Bad Santa for awesomeness, and Bad Santa is on the top of my favorite funny movies.
     
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    It blows doors on Bad Santa.


    JFK: He had me on the floor and had his mouth over my asshole!
    Elvis: A shit eater?
    JFK: I don't think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person's body. I read about it.
    Elvis: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?

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    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    This is the one that got me rolling.
     
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    JFK: That's where they took a piece of my brain. They got it back in D.C. in that God damn jar.
    [pause]
    JFK: I got a little bag of sand up there now.
    Elvis: But Jack uhh, no offense but
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    Elvis: President Kennedy was a white man.
    JFK: That's how clever they are. They dyed me this color, all over. can you think of a better way to hide the truth than that?

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    If I recall, Ossie Davis recently passed. :depressed:
     
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    Aw, poor gewch died. Now who will talk Bubba Ho Tep with me?
     
  7. BuddyLee

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    funny F'N movie

    Bruce Campbell in anything is 5 Stars