Discussion in 'The Bar' started by banksy, Oct 18, 2014.
I like the brown one with them giant tits.
And she likes black cock
So it's about a redneck in a muddy truck?
He died in that muddy truck.
And heroin. She was arrested a while back. I can look past the heroin tho.
rip dead redneck
Was off roading drunk, got stuck in the mud, and passed out.
Exhaust was plugged with mud so it got in the cabin and killed him and 2 other Rhodes Scholars.
This made my day.
At Shain’s funeral, which the producers paid for, the mourners wore camouflage, as Shain had liked to do, and Gandee Candy T-shirts. Later, at the cemetery, after Loretta and Shain’s father Dale had gone back down the hill, and it was time to cover the casket with dirt, Shain’s guy friends poured his favorite beer into the hole and tossed in a can of his favorite tobacco, too. Then Ashley, whose running joke with Shain was that whenever she entered the room, he’d say, “Show me your tits,” said, “I wish I could flash him just one more time.” She and the other girls conferred, and after getting Joey’s endorsement, they all took off their bras and threw them into the hole, along with camo bracelets that had been made for the funeral. Joey got his car, and they wrote Shainisms like “I imagine” in its dirt with their fingers. Then they all went mudding—Cara and Ashley mud wrestled—and afterward to a bar where, Cara says, they “raised hell all night long.”
They're going muddin' right now!
This is .... quite a lifestyle.
Jesco White outlived Shain