budweiser drinking man

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  1. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com Gold

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    one day a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, myself, bob LaValley, & Bruce Valero recorded a song I wrote called, Budweiser Drinking Man" enjoy.

     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Can we say Budweiser?
     
  3. EddyG

    EddyG Well-Known Member

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    6.5 out of 10
     
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    Not sure why, but the intro felt a bit 'zz-top' ish.
     
  5. Fuzz Nuts

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    What does having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?

    Fucking close to water.

    Bam!

    (It's an old joke. Pre micro brews)
     
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    Budweiser is for gay frat fags. They swig many and brag about it. If you are a male over 21 don't drink for it. Show your frat brother your coco and act like it isn't gay. It is
     
  7. TonyJax

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  8. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com Gold

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    geez, it was 25 years ago, that's what we can afford.
     
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  9. fixer

    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    sorry John.. Bailed at the 1:22 mark. If it makes you feel any better, it's better than any song I ever wrote.
     
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    Youuuuuuu get me higggghhhhhh get me highhhhhhhhhh
     
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    Lady come and lady go, don't let the door hit your behind
     
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    greenchiclets Well-Known Member

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    and my favorite, "Poor little jew boy, thought he was a coon"
     
  13. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Didnt watch, at any point is the line "cold gold, it makes you old" sung?
     
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    That was the best song about Budweiser I've heard all day.
     
  15. stuttering john melendez

    stuttering john melendez www.stutteringjohnmelendez.com Gold

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    it's quite alright, I wrote it a long time ago
     
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    Budweiser's legal team is furiously drafting cease and desist letters.
     
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    captbill Well-Known Member

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    Budweiser brewed by Anheiser Busch is terrible stuff. But try the Budweiser brewed in the Czech Republic which is great stuff. You can buy it in the US with the name Czechvar.
     
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    Hey John Budweiser is my favorite of the domestics. This is the beer that I've drank the most of in my life:
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    But now I just smoke weed. A shit ton of the strongest weed I can get. I bought a $700 vaporizer a few weeks ago but I still prefer my bong.

    John you smoke a lot of herb?
     
  19. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I can't defend the taste of Budweiser but it holds a special place in my heart. At one time I would slam 5 on 45 minute lunch break.
     
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    Hey John. Whats your opinion of Shuli?
    How well do you know the guy if at all?