Buffalo owns Lions, saves friend

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    Whoaa that's insane :derp:
    What happened to the lion?, got jumped!!
     
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    the story goes that all animals made it
     
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    I cant believe the lion survived that! When that buffalo throws it into the air with that horn, He had to impale the shit out of the lion. How could it not? The force and strength used to toss that fucker up like that, that horn had to get deep into that things gut. Not to mention he seems to get gored again on the way down.

    I vote that thing died. I gure the lion would have retreated a bit after getting jacked like that and I didnt see him fuckin move after he came down. Wish there was more to the vid, it is amazing!
     
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    seems amazing .. but the person that reported this clearly says that
     
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    [h=1]10 Surprising Cape Buffalo facts[/h]


    10.
    "Twins are very rare — the only recorded twin birth where both calves survived occurred at Hunt Africa."

    9. "White calves are also very rare — one has been born on Hunt Africa."

    8. "Buffalo are reported to kill more hunters in Africa than any other animal. They are known to ambush hunters that have wounded or injured them."

    7. "Buffalo are capable swimmers and often cross deep water in search of better grazing."

    6. "The hide on a bull buffalo's neck is as thick as 2 inches in places, which protects it during battles with other bulls for dominance."

    5. "Buffalo have smooth tongues — the old lore that their tongues can lick the skin off a man is nonsense."

    4. "The adage an elephant never forgets would be matched by a buffalo never forgives. They have been known to attack people that have harmed them even years after the event.

    3. "A buffalo has four times the strength of an ox, according to research by Dr. John Conde — he tested their pulling strength. This explains why they are able to tip a motorcar."

    2. "Cape buffalo are known to kill lions, and can seek out and kill lion cubs — preventative punishment."

    1. "Cape buffalo have exceptional memories. I have often been approached by buffalo that I have not seen for many years, which are tactile and demand affection."
     
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    I vote for this and that the witness saying they all walked away fine is an idiot. The lion may have walked/ran off, but she's not making more than a couple days.
    It's not the throw...it's the obvious goring that it took.
     
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    I still cant believe it! Like i said, i wish there was more to the vid. It was amazing.
     
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    Hakuna matata?
     
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    There is a similar video on youtube called "Battle At Kruger." A herd of buffalo come back to save a baby from the lions. The video is 8:24 but the action starts at the 4:30 mark. Here is the link. Sorry, I don't know how to post the video here.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM
     
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    yea man don't know what to tell you .... looked brutal but didn't look any worse than one of those idiots getting tossed by a bull during one of the running of the bulls

    most of those knuckle heads walk away from that too... and pretty sure a lion is way tougher then a human

    but you are right the lion could have died later we will never know


    all i know is that this Bison got taken out by his friend like a boss

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    [video=youtube;LU8DDYz68kM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM[/video]
     
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    The classic line about running from wild animals..... You only gotta be faster than the slowest thing being chased.


    probably not right but that actually made me laugh. Like a wildlife fail gif
     
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    lol

    i remember that documentary i think the story is that they were rival males and when one was being attacked by woves the other made sure he didn't make it

    goes to show you that animals can be ruthless too
     
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    I don't think that went according to plan.
     
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    here is the full clip :10 he literally shoves one of the wolves up the other bisons' ass

    the clips is labeled douche bag bison

    [video=youtube;kQ_7GtE529M]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ_7GtE529M[/video]

    i am a big wolf fan but man the way they take out an animal has to suck ass for what it is they kill

    fucking torn to pieces
     
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    Aptly named!
     
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    Pwned
     
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    Yeah. I just started listening to the other show in the morning, with the other "shock jocks".... well they were talking to fuck i forget. But the dude had just gone on an african safari. I would love to do that. Cant imagine seeing those animals in the wild like that, and shit to be lucky enough to see something real wild.... like Douchbag Bison...... that would be awesome.

    Fuckin A I think that is a great name for a band. "Good evening ladies and gentleman! We are Douchebag Bison.
     
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    Meanwhile.......

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