Buffalo Wild Wings was a fresh new part of Hell that I never knew even existed!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Dec 29, 2012.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    What a terrible, terrible place! It was like Chotchkie's from Office Space but 100,000 times worse.

    Our "Guest Experience Coordinator" actually sat in the booth with us to explain to us all about their amazing selection of sauces. He said at one point, being totally serious, "They don't call us 'Wild' for nothing!" He made crude sexual innuendos more than once to the woman sitting next to me when she said, "Mmm, sauce." He was like, "Whooooooooooooooooooooooooa, I am not going ANYWHERE with that one!" He reeked of failed comedian. REEKED. He also compared one of their sauces to "the flavor of a fresh cut Christmas tree."

    Then our server talked to us for about 15 minutes while we were trying to eat about how he really wanted to become a Kindergarten teacher.

    The 37,000 TVs plus the shitty trivia plus blaring ads for your own frigging restaurant that customers are already eating in?

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, wowwwwwwwwwwww!
     
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    chains suck
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet King Of Town Staff Member

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    Sounds quaint.
     
  4. babybear

    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ Gold

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    oh no.
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    I could go for some B-dubs right now! :buffet:
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    What sauce did you get on your wings? :munch:
     
  7. Swayze

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    Nothing worse than a chatty waiter

    I came to eat food, not chat with a college dropout fagot
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    Do you like it inside there?

    Everyone in there looked like they were waiting in a line at Ellis Island and the servers were jumping around like retarded house A group of lovely people having the party of their lives.
     
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    Was it enough distraction to keep folks off their Iphones?
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    He was a college drop out. He wanted to teach Kindergarten because he used to work at one of those places where kids jump inside inflatable houses and he just loved the kids so much. He told us he got in trouble there for getting too rambunctious with the kids. :scared:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Holy fack!!!!!
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I didn't get wings. I got this thing called a "pepper steak wrap" that tasted like deli roast beef.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Not the people I was with.
     
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    once i went to Applebee's and had a waiter named Rock
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

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    Never really paid attention. I just like the wings. :buffet:

    I guess it probably annoys me, but I drown it out with beer. :grad:


    You were at a wings place. You get wings. :facepalm:


    I would suggest Caribbean Jerk and Mango Habanero. :grad: If you have room left, try some Blazin, just because.
     
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    Based on her review, I'm guessing she is never going back.
     
  18. Estocada

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    So, going back today? He has ten minutes of material on the time he went to see the world's third largest ball of twine. It SLAYS, sister, it SLAYS.
     
  19. RobsDad

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    You're not exactly going to get a James Beard quality meal at any chain, let alone a wing joint.

    Any restaurant that has video games in it....and a kids only menu....run, don't walk to the exit.
     
  20. beatlejaws

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    i like how those places make the wait staffs sing Happy Birthday