ITT, we will combine the superpowers of certain posters to create the ultimate, unstoppable poster who will win every argument. Think of it as snipping of the useful DNA of famous posters and grafting them together, kinda like an online Jurassic Park. For example: 156-I take his superpower as Absorption The ability to adsorb daily toxic bukkake loads of invective from 99.9 percent of the board has convinced me that he could subsist on eating spent nuclear fuel rods and Old Bay. He is the one you want out front when getting beat senseless is in order. FKS-Trollability. Anyone who can get Absorption Man (see above) to expose his tiny weenlet for universal public scorn has what it takes to be the Chief Troll Commander. While many worthy posters are in this category and it could be broken into subsets, at the point FKS is in the clubhouse with a 2 shot lead.