Building the Perfect Poster

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Estocada, Jul 29, 2015.

  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    ITT, we will combine the superpowers of certain posters to create the ultimate, unstoppable poster who will win every argument. Think of it as snipping of the useful DNA of famous posters and grafting them together, kinda like an online Jurassic Park.

    For example: 156-I take his superpower as Absorption The ability to adsorb daily toxic bukkake loads of invective from 99.9 percent of the board has convinced me that he could subsist on eating spent nuclear fuel rods and Old Bay. He is the one you want out front when getting beat senseless is in order.


    FKS-Trollability. Anyone who can get Absorption Man (see above) to expose his tiny weenlet for universal public scorn has what it takes to be the Chief Troll Commander. While many worthy posters are in this category and it could be broken into subsets, at the point FKS is in the clubhouse with a 2 shot lead.
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Assistant to the Vice POTY VIP

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    Shut up, faggot.
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    AG has to be in there somewhere for his pure delusional powers. He could turn a picture of himself covered in shit into something that proves how great he is.
     
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  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Was that picture taken moments after you broke up? She looks pretty happy.
     
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  6. nextlevel

    nextlevel You're so amazing

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    Might one of the worst/gayest threads I've ever seen made before
     
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  7. gwartney

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    Shivvy's Super shit stirring powers definitely need to be included.
     
  8. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Shiv would have to be in there for Escapability. Anyone who can post pictures of a passed out girl with a stubbly poon with a hairbrush sticking out of it, with a note identifying himself and totally get away with it is Mr Escapability.
     
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    Give it time. Its a slow build.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry this thread is not meeting your needs. Maybe you can center yourself on some train tracks with a delicious footlong.
     
  11. NipplesAndToes23

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    You're just jealous because my woman loves me and your woman is glad you're not coming home.
     
  12. gwartney

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    :sad:
     
  13. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Shiv needs to be included for posting superior hoodrat videos.
     
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    Go on...
     
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    Balls, Rum. :nojj:
     
  18. AnimalGod

    AnimalGod I'm a butt hurt little baby Gold

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    Wow a thread about me where you get to stick your tongue up FKS's ass. Great thread idea bro.
     
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    AnimalGod I'm a butt hurt little baby Gold

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    156 is just one of my many nom dxe plumes.
     
  20. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    Bad idea to show the weenlet bro. That is almost as bad as your rotten toothed girlfriend fucking you son and then begging to have her back. Not alpha behavior there, 156.