Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BaldPussy, Jul 20, 2012.
I started a poll asking if people thought he was wearing a wig. The overwhelming concensus seems to be it is a wig.
At first I thought it might be Howard, but then realized an attack like that required 5 days a week of planning, hard work, and bravery, so it couldn't be Howard.
Howard or the Bomber?
The bomber. I know there are a lot of experts at detecting wigs on here so I wanted their input.
Wait. Howard wears a wig?!?!?
I dunno about "bravery" and "hard work." Generally the cowardly instigators recruit dumbass sheep to sacrifice themselves while they sit eating their hot fudge sundaes and getting reamed by their BFs. This fucking azzhole gets no credit for being anything other than a brainwashed sheep.
"I'm BrerJimmy reporting to you live from the scene of this terrible tragedy.
The bomber was described as a 6'5" grandmother with an obvious wig, dyed jet-black. There are conflicting reports about the size of this old woman's pelican beak and sexual orientation.
News Team 5 will continue to report as information becomes available."
(Fat idiot jumps in front of the camera, screams "Baba Booey! Howard Stern's penis!" in Bulgarian. Cut to confused looking Eastern Bloc news anchors.)