"Bulking" is the biggest FUCKING mistake of my life. Im LITERALLY a FAT FUCK now.

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  1. Bodhi

    Bodhi New Member Banned User

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    Actually my entire FUCKING MISERABLE PHAILURE life is a series of one big FUCKING mistake after another. And this isn't LITERALLY the biggest FUCKING mistake, but it's LITERALLY ONE OF the biggest. Speaking of BIGGEST, I'm LITERALLY so fucking BIG AND FAT now.


    I'm so FUCKING fat that I LITERALLY have red streak stretch marks on my outer thighs, inner thighs, and calves, and LITERALLY have a spare tire around my waist that can be seen through my shirt now. I also LITERALLY can sit down a grab a massive mass of fat off of my abdominal/pubic area, nearly the size of a fucking basketball. Also my thighs LITERALLY scrape against each other, the only time my thighs aren't in contact with each other is when I'm standing LITERALLY slightly wider than shoulder width. I LITERALLY weigh 220lbs.


    I'm LITERALLY trying to lose weight right now, I've started counting and maintaining my calories strictly, and have LITERALLY reduced my daily calorie intake to about 2000 calories per day, while trying to get at least 150 grams of protein per day, I hope that's enough because it's LITERALLY difficult to get high protein with a low total calorie intake. I'm considering LITERALLY running (or other cardio) every day, but I'm reluctant to and haven't started yet because I'm LITERALLY a fucking loser that doesn't want it to interfere with my daily message board trolling. I should start making that sacrifice soon, because I'm LITERALLY too FUCKING fat from this big FUCKING mistake of my fucking MISERAble LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Kill yourself Sally
     
  3. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    This board has gone to shit.
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    good lord kill this shit mult
     
  5. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Sounds like GP2's literal mult to me!!!
     
  6. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    This
     
  7. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    no shit
     
  8. FOXXXONE

    FOXXXONE wut?

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    literally
     
  9. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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  10. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    Well you did say you ate 5000k calories today.
     
  11. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    You don't say :bigthink