Bullshit in today's Satellite Years

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BonDuckwald, May 27, 2013.

  1. BonDuckwald

    BonDuckwald Active Member

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    So, they replayed the Ronnie-petcock saga, rife with Howard's bellyaching about his limousine heating and air-conditioning.

    The entire reason Howard is angry is because he claims he is being ripped off. He says he "pays for the privilege" of a limousine and brags that "it ain't cheap to have a limo". He also demands a refund.

    However, according to his contract, Sirius had been comping his limo service for 17 months by that point:



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    Why lie about that? Is it so important to Howard to be perceived as a big-spender?

    Why was Howard so determined to conceal all of the heebish treasures he successfully plundered in negotiations?


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  2. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Howard and Ralph walk into an auto-mechanic shop....
     
  3. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    As soon as he started building Chimneyville the show stopped
     
  4. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    When Stern first gets to Sirius he blames them for lack of budget on his channels.
    He also has contests with his employees to give them sponsor money...to help them out because 'Sirius' doesn't pay well.

    Howard and Don pocketed 90+ percent of the Sirius marbles.
    Pound for pound the largest marble heist in the history of entertainment...:jj:
     
  5. HubArkishh

    HubArkishh Active Member

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    Where did you see his contract??
     
  6. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    His limo was "too ostentatious" but his new $52 million vanity house with a croquet lawn is not?

    Heh.
     
  7. Uncle Larry

    Uncle Larry Well-Known Member VIP

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    It was filed with one of the pleadings in his failed cash grab lawsuit.
     
  8. ryanv1978

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    the bottoms line is "the most honest show in radio" was never really all that honest.
     
  9. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    During the Richard ass chugging beer bit Stern says "I'm being honest" about Richard's ass identifying the different beers........means it was a fake bullshit segment!

    Stern does his best lying after he proclaims honesty....:coffee:
     
  10. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Listen, I am being honest when I say I would never piss on my fans............right Robin?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Agree. All those years thinkin' Howard was the man by calling out A Listers for their BS, the fact of the matter is that he was just jealous bc he wasn't part of what he perceived as the "in" crowd.
     
  12. Horff

    Horff Well-Known Member

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    Buchwald really knows how to glom on to his clients' benefits. Why should Sirius provide him with a limo? How did Howard let him slip that in? Those pennies ultimately come out of his pocket.
     
  13. Mr Vengeance

    Mr Vengeance Ladies love cool V. VIP

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    Astounds me that people are still surprised when the biggest liar in entertainment history gets caught in another lie.

    "I'm honest"- biggest lie of them all.
     
  14. MobyDick

    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Looking back with what we know now, all these show "realities" look like bits now... and who gets driven in a limo anymore, it's not the 80's.
     
  15. markluke

    markluke Well-Known Member

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    Take a look at Don and tell me you don't think he's going to demand his own silver nickels and golden dimes...

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