News Bunny Ranch Unveils "Game of Thrones Sexual Experience"

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  1. wife is a whore

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    Inspired by the HBO smash hit series “Game Of Thrones”, Bunny Ranch legal brothel owner Dennis Hof is announcing his “Game Of Thrones Experience”, inspired by the infamous brothel operated by GOT’s “Littlefinger” villain. Hof, himself an alum of HBO’s long running “Cathouse” series, has acquiesced to overwhelming demand to recreate the themes associated with television’s most popular show.

    “I’m a modern day Littlefinger” Hof boasts, elaborating that as a fan of the series, he closely identifies with the show’s devious bordello proprietor. “I think he’s often misunderstood. Running this kind of business is hard, no matter what century you’re in, and I think I’m one of the few people who can really relate to him”.

    The experience includes an unlimited number of legal prostitutes, well versed in the show’s themes and prepared to incorporate them into intricate role playing scenarios.

    “Every Sunday, I invite the girls to my house for a Game Of Thrones watching party, and the story lines often end up carrying over into our bedroom activities. We enjoy having our own after-party, and I want to share that experience with the clients of my brothels who also happen to be fans of the show.”

    Hof says that a lot of the show’s BDSM overtones were easy to recreate, because each of his brothels is already equipped with a full service medieval dungeon. “We’ve already had several fans of the show opt for the “walk of shame” package, which involves a naked parade starting in the Bunny Ranch parlor and leading to a complete circumnavigation of our property. Passing motorists were doing double takes and slowing traffic, so everybody got a free show that day.”

    Littlefinger is known to harbor secrets of Game Of Thrones’ wealthy power brokers that he gleans from spying on them during flagrante delecto with his courtesans, and Hof says that even that experience can be replicated upon request. “I keep lots of powerful people’s secrets here at the ranch, but if you want the voyeuristic element we can easily have myself or the girls secretly watch you play out your darkest fantasies. It would even save me a little money on a cable subscription.”

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    After your done your wang will burn like dragon's breath.
     
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    Little Eric would have wanted to do this :(
     
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    “We’ve already had several fans of the show opt for the “walk of shame” package, which involves a naked parade starting in the Bunny Ranch parlor and leading to a complete circumnavigation of our property. Passing motorists were doing double takes and slowing traffic, so everybody got a free show that day.”

    I would think that's illegal, even in Nevada ....
     
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    I want the Tony Soprano "around the world".
     
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    Why would I pay for something I get every night for free?

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    Sometimes I feel like I caught the clap after watching Cathouse.
     
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    Isnt the Walk of Shame showing up at the Bunny Ranch in the first place?
     
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    Lucky bitch! (even though she's like 12)
     
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    I never watched it.

    I used to watch G-String Divas to see if I recognized any strips from my time spent in that bar.
     
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    I'm watching Cathouse right now on HBOGo. The skank oozes from these girl's pores.
     
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    The pricing is crazy. You hear $2500 for an hour. I could go on a sugar daddy site and find bims hotter than those whores willing to do Friday night to noon Sunday for a grand.
     
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    Like the old saying goes, "don't believe everything you see on TV". I doubt too many real guys are dropping that kinda cash on those whores.

    Dennis Hof is a scumbag but he did the lord's work as far as Eric the Actor goes.
     
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    Dr; So what seems to be the problem.

    Patient; I have wildfire shooting from my penis. And I'm out of pants.
     
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    When I got the clap, I tried that same excuse with my ex. She didn't believe it.
     
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    Sounds really classy
     
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    I know guys who have been to the Bunny Ranch and I can assure you 95 percent of these girls work there. They went on a weekend and they said they were real world sevens at best and the prices were crazy and not even reasonable.
     
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    Never been to the bunny ranch and this makes me want to go even less