News Burger King employee quits, steals all chicken nuggets

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  1. chapped

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    A Florida man quit his job at Burger King, then he cleared out his locker and a whole lot more.

    Before leaving, the man scooped up every last chicken nugget in the freezer and took them all home.

    The man, who goes by the name Zealot on Twitter, tweeted a picture of the stolen nuggets. He wrote: "TODAY WAS MY LAST DAY WORKING AT BURGER KING SO I TOOK ALL OF THEIR NUGGETS, F*** IT."

    The tweet went viral, but was deleted Tuesday afternoon.

    His friends are now hailing him as "The Chicken King."

    One of his friends tweeted, "Fighting big fast food, one hero at a time
     
  2. Tipsey Russell

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    the sort of people who would do this and then make it public knowledge are the sorta people who end up working at BK
     
  3. crazypreacher

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    Is Zealot honky or high yellow?
     
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    Whhhyyyy di'nt he steal me muh veggie burgers?!!!

    :bigcry:

    (The ones at BK r goooood :drool:)
     
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    Am I an old fart by thinking he should be arrested for this? I want him to go to jail for this.

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    ...later that day >>>

     
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    My wife used to work at the bakery that made the McGriddle pancake buns. I ended up with a garbage bag full. They were fantastic.
     
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    That'll teach 'em!
     
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    WTF, no sauce??

    Amateur.
     
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    Am I reading this correct: A fast food worker in Florida stole food from his employer and then went online to brag about it? California, I can believe. Maybe Massachusetts. Possibly, Illinois because of the way Chicago weighs on the crime statistics. But Florida, no. It is a land of sunshine, oranges, white sand beaches and law abiding people who went South to escape crime.

    Pretty soon people will be doing spice and walking around naked in those parts if the authorities don't get on top of this stuff.
     
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    "...A Florida man..." The best stories start this way.

    What. The. Fuck. I know criminals are stupid.. but damn, man... what a waste
     
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    lol (times a trillion)
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    "Overtime due!"
     
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    That's her real-life husband.

    And that's what passes as comedy? Yikes.
     
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    Dummy. Good luck finding another job in the fast food industry now.
     
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    What a nipplehead.
     
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    I'm sure that @Chriza will start looking for another job as soon as he finishes eating all of those nuggets.
     
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    "..tweets..."
    :facepalm:
     
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