News Burglar Caught Stealing from Family Who Evacuated for Hurricane Matthew

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  1. dawg

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    Big Inside Edition fan?
     
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    Dawg spends all day watching Access Hollywood and Inside Edition while sitting in his hoverround, and going back and forth to the kitchen for cake.
     
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    Shocked she wasn't in the kitchen looking for snacks going by the size of her
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Staff Member DawgShed News POTY Stern Forum Gold

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    How did that fat bitch crawl through the broken window?
     
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    First thing my brother stocked up on for the hurricane was 12 gauge shotgun shells. Fucking looters.
     
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    Proper policy is...

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    I call those Mr. Blasty cookies. :smile:
     
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    Pussy ass AR-15s, meanwhile, Mr. Blasty feeds them a cookie at the same time.
     
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    I'd blast them with my volcanic semen.
     
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    not nearly as big of a fan of WSHH
     
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    Right in the eye, at supersonic speed.
     
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    What the hell was that porky bitch stealing?
    Blankets?
     
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    Probably food primarily.
     
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    Looked like she had her arms full of sheets or something
     
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    So did they catch the fat bitch yet?
     
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    Liar, he has an electric Lazyboy recliner on wheels that he driver around his house.
     
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    Can you imagine if someone got into your place?

    Hey I got a Rolling Stones poster and some herb.

    And a standing computer stand.

    I'll be back.
     
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    I saw no designer purse in that garbage she took. In fact on closer inspection I noticed nothing more than a family sized bag of Doritos, and a two liter of Mountain Dew all wrapped in a dirty white T