Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by thunderfist2112, May 1, 2015.
O.K., I see all the ugly "before" photos, where are the "after" photos where they look good?
How about one that is hot with or without instead?
That last one, either way...nope.
A head of a makeup company once said, they don't sell beauty, they sell hope.
Thank god for make up.
Can you not see the misshappen faces under the troweled on makeup? Most of them are not very attractive even in the makeup. Do you think people really have lips like that? Or that really beautiful women wear that much shit on their face. Are they going to the opera? Are they IN the Opera?
"till everything you put on, is a put-on, and you don't know whose face you're gazing upon"
This is Why high def porn is bad.
This is the only one that's attractive either way.
Ever check out 3D porn? I don't have a 3D TV and that whole setup, but I've enjoyed some low rent 3D. You can find stuff online that works with those cardboard red/blue glasses. It's kinda neat.
I had no idea until a few years ago when my wife brought back a stack of those glasses from a program she put on, because she knows I like goofy stuff. My first thought… porn. I went right online to see if I could use them to watch porn. And I could. And since I have so many of them, they are disposable if they get hit with some friendly fire.
Not a wide selection of stuff, though. A lot of solo, but I'm good with that. One was a woman in a room sticking all kinds of large vegetables in her vag.
I'm way to scared of 3D porn. Money shots flying my way....... I might injure something trying to Dodge.
Yeah, that would be weird. I don't recall watching any with the jizz flying. I think I've only watched solo and lesbo so far and will probably stick to that. The thought of seeing the jizz fly at me has me creeped out now.
Sorry about that. My mind usually goes to a real dark place when left on It's own.
3D Quivers porn!?
.....But they all get old sooner or later
I remember my first girlfriends grandfather told me a joke once.
"Ya know why women wear make-up and perfume"? --Because they're ugly and they stink!
Then he laughed out loud and I giggled.
Now I feel horny thinking of my first girlfriend