Busty Aussie Blabbermouth Beauty

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Quite Frankly, Jun 6, 2014.

  1. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,306
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,993
    Likes Received:
    2,270
    This is a follow-up to the "What's the worst shit you've sat through while waiting and hoping to eventually get laid" thread.


    With this chick, hmm, it would be torture but God DAMN would it ever be worth it to get to the "light at the end of the tunnel"!!!


    I was searching for Phil Hartman as the Anal Retentive Chef, but found this chick instead.

    Just watch the first 30-60 seconds to get a taste (okay, I dare you to sit thru all 10 fucking minutes of this horseshit)
    [video=youtube_share;4lkz_4vNXZQ]http://youtu.be/4lkz_4vNXZQ[/video]

    She shows her whole body at 1:28
    [video=youtube_share;qlioIuHPVpw]http://youtu.be/qlioIuHPVpw[/video]

    Skip to 2:34 for her philosophy on dating
    [video=youtube_share;3lR5UxuJIEo]http://youtu.be/3lR5UxuJIEo[/video]
     
  2. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    14,308
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2012
    Messages:
    4,722
    Likes Received:
    3,697
    If those tits are real, I'd sit through hours of this shit.
     
  3. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,306
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,993
    Likes Received:
    2,270
    In this one, she's all over the fucking place- she's only been in love ONCE- briefly? And it was with a dude from the UK? I can't blame the guy for taking an 18-hour plane ride down there.
    [video=youtube_share;cafHUSqJCJs]http://youtu.be/cafHUSqJCJs[/video]
     
  4. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

    Reputations:
    139,541
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2012
    Messages:
    14,184
    Likes Received:
    31,312
    Ponderous
     
  5. MFnAntiChrist

    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -6,733
    Joined:
    Jan 15, 2012
    Messages:
    1,197
    Likes Received:
    797
    She would have a fantastic career in porn. She should strongly consider it. :boobs:
     
  6. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken white punk on dope VIP

    Reputations:
    139,541
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2012
    Messages:
    14,184
    Likes Received:
    31,312
    Agreed. Jam something, anything, in that mouth.
     
  7. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    155,157
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,812
    Likes Received:
    21,884
    She really doesn't look black tho.
    But I assume she is because she doesn't know how to hold a phone sideways to take a goddamn video.
    Worldstar! Worldstar!
     
  8. cia212

    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    14,308
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2012
    Messages:
    4,722
    Likes Received:
    3,697
    In her case, I think it's so you can see her face and rack in the same shot.
     
  9. FishySausage

    FishySausage Original Nuttah VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    155,157
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    12,812
    Likes Received:
    21,884
    I just held my phone at arms length in the proper aspect ratio for video and had no problem seeing my face and chest. :dontknow:
     
  10. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

    Reputations:
    68,396
    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2012
    Messages:
    6,790
    Likes Received:
    4,975
    That chick is just waiting to get married so she can go back to 300lbs.
     
  11. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,306
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,993
    Likes Received:
    2,270
    She said in one of her next videos, she was gonna talk about her opinion on sex and virginity. Not sure I have the stamina to keep sifting thru her garbage video blogs....90s Howard would've loved this chick bcs she's hot and has major self-esteem issues......but Gay Howard would just say she still needs to lose another 25-30 pounds.
     
  12. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

    Reputations:
    75,023
    Joined:
    Jan 6, 2012
    Messages:
    33,560
    Likes Received:
    7,278
    tough call...:bigthink
     
  13. jrstinkfish

    jrstinkfish The Slow Adult VIP

    Reputations:
    19,019
    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2012
    Messages:
    3,973
    Likes Received:
    4,176
    They look real to me:
    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Love Aussie accents on ladies.
     
  14. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,306
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,993
    Likes Received:
    2,270
    Holy shit, at 2:07 her whole asshole- I mean left boob is hanging out!
    [video=youtube_share;Whl0H8X0Lmw]http://youtu.be/Whl0H8X0Lmw[/video]
    She claims to be a GG/H-cup
    [​IMG]
     
  15. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    9,306
    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2012
    Messages:
    3,993
    Likes Received:
    2,270
    2:38 She talks (at length of course) about how she's a VIRGIN!!! Jesus Fucking Christ, wtf........
    [video=youtube_share;DICPu5vk-cs]http://youtu.be/DICPu5vk-cs[/video]
     
  16. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

    Reputations:
    62,065
    Joined:
    Mar 4, 2012
    Messages:
    11,769
    Likes Received:
    12,880
    Pretty face but she already has those big old grandma hangers. I can only imagine what those boobs are going to look like when she's older. She'll probably be tucking them into her socks at age 50! :wtf:
     
  17. TallTyrion

    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

    Reputations:
    153,277
    Joined:
    May 14, 2013
    Messages:
    16,467
    Likes Received:
    34,415
    who cares how she looks when she's 50?
     
  18. Mike Huntslooce

    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions Gold

    Reputations:
    66,134
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2014
    Messages:
    4,671
    Likes Received:
    12,785
    She would talk SO much less with a bell end shoved down her Aussie throat (don't worry - an Aussie will know what a bell-end is).
     
  19. EndOfLine

    EndOfLine PLATINUM SPONSOR VIP

    Reputations:
    71,451
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2010
    Messages:
    7,412
    Likes Received:
    9,768
    Some ear plugs and condy and I'm all set.