But for the grace of god, and my 'cat like' reflexes, I almost died today at work.

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Well, maybe not die, but injured for sure.

    I was standing up on the lip of the ship, over water, letting a safety net down. Thing kind of got away, and I had the sense to let go, whereupon I proceeded to fall backwards off the lip I had been standing. Gracefully fell down a couple of feet, avoided all potential hazards somehow. Not a scratch.

    Thank god for my cat like reflexes. I think the 'big winner' of the day is everyone here, since I can still post.

    :c
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Meow.
     
  3. Bro

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    Thank God.
     
  4. MatthewT

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    letting go seems like the right thing to do :golfclap:
     
  5. face palm

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    glad we dont have to pay for your new hip
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    You still have to fill out an incident report that says you suck @ your job.
     
  7. MatthewT

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    St. Pete: how'd you die, bro?

    Daveindiego: killed by a safety net.

    St. Pete: lulz :owned:
     
  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    So...is there a urine test on the horizon?
     
  9. Charon

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    Blessed be
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    St Pete?






    First name basis nowadays?





    :facepalm:
     
  11. Popeye Saavedra

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    I thought you were unemployed. :dontknow:
     
  12. MatthewT

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    he's my bro :c
     
  13. Schmoopy

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    Did your walker fall in the water with the net?:c
     
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    You were at the front of the ship playing Titanic again, weren't you...
     
  16. DrSublux

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    you fell down like faggot
     
  17. doughhead63

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    He was doing the Kate Winslet part, right?
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    No. Why would there be? There was no incident. Incident avoided. Thanks to my cat like reflexes.


    No. I did NOT fall down like a faggot. I fell with my cat like reflexes, and pretty much landed on my feet.



    :dance:
     
  19. fletchman71

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    I think the fake part of your story is that you were at "work".
     
  20. Schmoopy

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    "cat like" reflexes.

    [​IMG]:cwl: