But your "Honor" she told me was 19

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    16 year old Kylie Jenner wearing an outfit that every parent would approve of. Yet another member of the slutty Jenner/Kardashian clan.

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    she's not as pretty as the other one so i'm thinking this one will do porn first.

    i'd say she has nice boobs but that would be wrong. :grad:
     
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    We're all safe, as those cunts only fuck Enwurds.
     
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    Slutty yes, but they do seem to churn out hot women, with the exception of that one Kardashian girl.
     
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    did she get implants already? bc those two chicks were both pretty flat chested :dontknow:
     
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    her sisters are associated with Illuminati.
     
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    It might be the picture, but she has the face of a 30 year old
     
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    Whats wrong with a pretty teen wearing a dress, is this the 700 Club forum? She looks good in it, flaunt it while you have it
     
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    you are really missing the whole point of this.

    well done!
     
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    Legal in my State....
     
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    Exactamundo.

    We really need to have PSA's in states to educate the public that 16 is legal in many, many states.

    And if you're in one of those ridiculous states where it's 17 or 18, just go across the border to a more progressive state.

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    18 is legal here...not that I will ever have to worry about that.
     
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    I dated a 19 year old when I was 26/7. . . . she was fucking annoying. Ugh, just unbearable. We dated over the course of maybe a month or so. I broke up on the way to the movies when she was rambling on about bullshit. I simply could not take it anymore. I turned around within eye-shot of the movie joint. "I can't do this."

    Her tits were her best feature. Other than that, just a flesh-filled annoying human.

    I joke and tease about age-of-consent and statch and all that shit, but the fact is that chicks under 23 or so are annoying as shit, don't know how to fuck, think having a pussy is their free pass, etc. Guys who bang them and say, "but she's different" are either finding the 1%-chick or are deluding themselves.
     
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    I can't imagine. It's not like I'm that old, but on and on with the texting, Facebook, twitter, and Instagram would make me commit a crime. This post can be used to show that said crime was indeed pre-meditated. :D
     
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    Yes, she was a huge texter. That was annoying. I like to text quick things but when it's literally paragraphs of texts? Ugh.

    It was mostly inane bullshit. And then with her, at that time, Yafro account. . . . more inanity although the occasional tit pic, which was nice.

    Otherwise, it was just annoying. And she was weird about intercourse.

    So, pretty much intolerable.
     
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    When I was about 32 I was at a get-together with a bunch of people. There was a young gal there, rather curvy (not fat), red hair, freckles and big tits - the kind of gal I am attracted too. She was watching a little girl of maybe 1 & 1/2 to 2. I asked if that was her sister, she said no, it was her baby. I was talking with some of the people there and she just came out and said she'd like to go out with me sometime. While I liked her looks, she did look very young, so I asked her how old she was. She said she was 15! I told her I thought I was too old for her. She asked and I told her I was 32. She said she had gone out with guys my age. I thought, "Yeah, and that's why you're 15 with a baby." Had she been 18, I would have been all over that! My thinking is that if she was 15, almost 16, 9 months of pregnancy, a baby 1 & 1/2 to 2, she got pregnant at 13 to 14!
     
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    Well, the show is called keeping up with..
     
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    Why doesn't that depraved family just come out and state their true intentions?




    Sold to the highest bidder!

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