WTF Butt Tickling Bandit Captured In Dallas

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  1. chapped

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    Every fetish out there has a bandit. Even fetishes that belong in the perverts’ hall fame. In Dallas, Texas, police have captured a man known to locals as the “Booty Tickler”. For months this man was terrorizing the public with fears that he would break into their houses at night, approach from behind, and tickle anuses while people slept. As if that wasn’t weird enough, all of the butthole bandit’s victims were men.



    The fear of this prowler and his…disgusting fetish…was so great that people within his hunting grounds had taken to sleeping on their backs.

    We spoke we Richard Nays who lives near 3 of the “B*oty ticklers” victims homes and he told us “Fam I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”.

    Before the butthole bandit was caught, it was assumed that he was a homeless man, but, alas, when Dallas police caught the weirdo, he was wearing $4,500 worth of “Yezzus” clothing, a very expensive brand name.

    The yet to be identified man is being held without bond in the Dallas county jail after being identified in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday. No word on how he was fingered. After conviction, it is expected that the bo*ty licker will go on a fetish fast given the company he will be keeping.
     
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    thread changed ... as you can see
     
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    Can I just add One thing please!??
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    Ummmm where they get the hair from!!???
     
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    this post will be real funny in a min
     
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    well this is definatly howard related
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Has anyone tagged @wife is a whore yet?
     
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    Police captured him after a wild goose chase.
     
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    IGN forums.... :badger:
     
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    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    I'm not into man ass, honey.
     
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    Never heard of Yezzus clothing line... I can only imagine, does it come with feathers....

    Wearing $4500 worth of Yezzus clothing
     
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    Oh christ, Yezzy, a Kanye West clothing line.... :jrolleyes:
     
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    He's in deep shit.
     
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    Bwahaha ladies. Sleep tight!
     
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    What's the big deal? I do this all the time at the local sororities.
     
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    I'm glad the police finally got to the BOTTOM of that case.
     
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    There's the gun residue test that can see if someone has fired a gun recently. Apparently they have an ass-stink residue test which confirmed he tickled a butthole recently.
     
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    Well, he was
     
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    His fingers must stink.