Every fetish out there has a bandit. Even fetishes that belong in the perverts’ hall fame. In Dallas, Texas, police have captured a man known to locals as the “Booty Tickler”. For months this man was terrorizing the public with fears that he would break into their houses at night, approach from behind, and tickle anuses while people slept. As if that wasn’t weird enough, all of the butthole bandit’s victims were men. The fear of this prowler and his…disgusting fetish…was so great that people within his hunting grounds had taken to sleeping on their backs. We spoke we Richard Nays who lives near 3 of the “B*oty ticklers” victims homes and he told us “Fam I slept on my back everyday, I can finally sleep on my stomach again”. Before the butthole bandit was caught, it was assumed that he was a homeless man, but, alas, when Dallas police caught the weirdo, he was wearing $4,500 worth of “Yezzus” clothing, a very expensive brand name. The yet to be identified man is being held without bond in the Dallas county jail after being identified in the wee hours of the morning on Wednesday. No word on how he was fingered. After conviction, it is expected that the bo*ty licker will go on a fetish fast given the company he will be keeping.