Buy stock in Shell gas now.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Bro, Jul 9, 2013.

  1. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    They are fracking the fuck out of the planet and their mission is to be the sole energy supplier for the planet.

    Watch Gasland2.
     
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    despite there being something unethical about about this thread, i'm still glad you made it :hat:
     
  3. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Fracking is the new source of energy for the planet and Shell owns it. Who knew?
     
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    Orgy Pants teklife

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    where's the report thread to SEC option on this board?
     
  5. Bro

    Bro Oligarchical Corporatocracy VIP Gold

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    Insider trading.
     
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    edited for your protection
     
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    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    My buddy works for Shell, out west.

    He says he drive by picketers and protesters all the time........and waves his paystubs out the window as he drives by in his SUV.
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    $63.88 a share...does it split? If you think so I'm in for 100 shares
     
  9. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Probably won't split for a while but it pays out a 5% dividend and it has a price to earnings multiple of 7.70.



    Bro is spot on with his RDS recommendation.