Buying a six pack and getting a missing beer ?

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  1. DDragon

    DDragon VIP Extreme Gold

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    Ever happened to you ? Today I swiped one from the cooler, brought it home and drank 3 and then noticed there was 1 missing lol.
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    If you can't count to six when buying beer, you've had enough already.
     
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  3. Dorb

    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    One of the stock boys swiped a can to have with lunch.
    I speak from personal experience.
     
  4. Roland Schwinn

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    So it wasnt there or it was an empty bottle? This is fucked either way!
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    how do you not notice a missing beer in the cooler, as you carry it, at the register, out to your vehicle, into your house & fridge.....wtf dude?
     
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    I had an empty can once. Completely sealed but empty.
     
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  7. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    This guy was probably involved.

     
  8. DDragon

    DDragon VIP Extreme Gold

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    I dont know, man. When I go to fast food drive thru there are times when they will forget to give you an item that you ordered but I dont always check to see lol.
     
  9. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    No. But this afternoon I walked up to the Korean corner store without my wallet and just a 10 dollar bill. The fucker raised the price of my beer up by $1.50 and was short 60 cents. I spend at least $100 a week in that place and he would barely spot me the change to cover the balance of the beer. I'd go elsewhere but its too convenient, so I'll continue to eat shit.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You think a sandwich or fries missing in a bag full of burgers and fries might be less noticeable than a beer staring you in the face in a six pack?
     
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    glug glug.....
     
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    I sometimes take a single out of a six pack of I want to try a beer... probably what you got stuck with
     
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    He was drunk buying and drunk driving on top of it!
     
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  16. hugh jasol

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    No. Thankfully I still have the gift of sight.