bwahahaha imagine having this conversation with your dad

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    This guy accidentally impregnated his stripper side chick, and he needs money to pay for an abortion. His father tells him to go suck someone's dick.
     
  2. Gitfiddle

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    At least he's trying to do the right thing.
     
  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    did you watch the whole thing? :fil:
     
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    OK, I didn't watch any of it.
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

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    That's an awesome dad.
     
  6. maroon

    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that is fucking hilarious:D:D:D...kids in the backseat also..:D
     
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  7. Vyb

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    Fake.
     
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  8. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    that part cracks me up
     
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  9. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    No one has a seatbelt on.
     
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  10. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    @Lemmy should give them all a ticket
     
  11. Anfkid

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    Bob always finding the root cause. :salute:
     
  12. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    go suck dick

    :lol:
     
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    that's the good news
    no safe sex, no safe driving
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Money for a tattoo half way up his arm but no money for them condoms
     
  15. Lemmy

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    Not unless they run into my police car.
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :jj:
     
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    Bitch had some good pussy.

    :haha:
     
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    if i told my dad he aint shit, hed whoop my ass :chair:
     
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    Disrespectful as fuck.

    I could beat the shit out of my dad and I still wouldn't say something like that.
     
  20. maroon

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    I didn't stick my dick in her...:D