Entertainment Caitlyn Jenner Snaps At Kim Kardashian, “Put The Lotion In The F-ing Basket!”

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  1. Munslow

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    <Calabasas, CA.>It was a tense and awkward Father’s Day at the Kardashian compound this Sunday. As the brood gathered round their newly appointed matriarch and prepared to lavish “her” with expensive gifts, they found their former father in a rather surly mood.

    An unnamed witness close to the Kardashian’s described the scene as “incredibly strained”. “I guess it was the hormones or whatever? Caitlyn was really agitated and acting a little nuts.”, said the reliable source. “She was furiously strutting throughout the house in a new pair of Louboutin heels that Kanye West had brought her earlier in the evening. RuPaul’s hit ‘Supermodel’ blasted from the expensive sound system as Jenner began posing and mincing in front of her family. People were just kind of smiling and clapping nervously and giving each other quizzical glances.”

    After Caitlyn’s “show”, family members began to present gifts. Kylie bequested her ex-pops with a luxurious Marc Jacobs dress which was fashioned in a Swiss embroidery mill. The fabric alone took three workers an entire week to produce. Caitlyn greedily snatched the ornate garment from 17-year-old Kylie’s hands. The witness describes what happened next. “She just scoffed at the thing. She plucked at the embroidered flowers with her long manicured nails and kind of rolled her eyes. When Kylie asked her if she liked it she stood up and chucked the thing into the fireplace! She started screaming about how insulting it was that Kylie would assume she would don such a garish rag.”

    After Caitlyn’s outburst it was Kim’s turn to present her Father’s Day offering at the foot of the disgruntled familial matriarch. She apprehensively approached the scowling monarch and handed her a bag loaded with Chanel cosmetics and moisturizers. The snappish Caitlyn extended a muscular arm and swatted the parcel out of Kim’s arms, sending beauty products flying across the room.

    As Kim scrambled to retrieve the pricey ointments, Catlyn grew incredulous. “Put the lotion in the F-ing basket!” She screeched, gesturing to an enormous ornate bee skep on the living room table. She hurriedly threw the items into the container before making a hasty exit.

    The attestant was unsure what caused Caitlyn’s churlish mood during her Fathers Day celebration. “I couldn’t believe it. It was totally insane. The strangest Fathers Day I have ever been a part of…”, They continued stating, “I hope she can calm down and make amends with her family. I’m guessing the stress of this whole transition thing has really got her knickers in a twist. She will continue to have my support throughout this ordeal.”
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    The resemblance is uncanny.
    http://nationalreport.net/caitlyn-jenner-snaps-kim-kardashian-put-the-lotion-in-the-f-ing-basket/
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    Welcome to hormone therapy
     
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    Completely related.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Testy, testy! :c
     
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    the freak is acting weird? no way!
     
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    Bryce Happy Kimbragiving

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    I feel sorry for his family.
     
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    Why? Maybe the children from his first two marriages but he got what he deserves when he hooked up with Kris Kardashian Jenner.
     
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    I wonder if those heels were a pair from kanye's personal collection?
     
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    They are pretty kooky.
     
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    Testes? No, I don't think he has them anymore :dontknow:
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    That reads like a passage out of American Psycho.
     
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    Hey girlfriend :)

    Did you read the Vanity Fair article on him? Horrible person.
     
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    He still has all those parts. He's just a woman from the waist to the neck.:thumbup2:
     
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    With all the estrogen he's been pumping into his system for decades, they're probably nothing more than shriveled up little raisins. :coffee:
     
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    Until he can change his DNA he is a dude . Why can't anyone say the truth ?
     
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    The National Report is an Onion-style publication. Not that Bruce-Cat ain't crazy as a boiled toad; I'm just saying .
     
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    ill say it. hes a dude.

    but if i was friends/family with him, id call it whatever he wants
     
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    They're still there. They'll grow back if he quits.
    I thought they shriveled up if you're a weight lifter and took steroids?:dontknow:
     
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    Which is exactly why I used "he." :lo5: