California bank robbery suspect eats own feces after taking witness stand

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  1. ApeFace

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    California bank robbery suspect eats own feces after taking witness stand
    BY LEE MORAN

    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS

    Published: Friday, March 27, 2015, 8:32 AM
    Updated: Friday, March 27, 2015, 8:32 AM


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    A mental health expert testified that he'd seen Gilbertson hitting himself to get rid of the voices inside his head.
    He was done taking crap from prosecutors.

    So a suspected California bank robber decided to dish out some of his own —and sickeningly ate a handful of his own feces while on the stand.

    Andrew Gilbertson said it was the Virgin Mary herself who suggested he make the disgustingly dirty protest at San Luis Obispo Superior Court on Wednesday, reports Cal Coast News.

    The 40-year-old convicted sex offender is on trial for allegedly robbing a Bank of America branch in San Luis Obispo in 2013.

    He allegedly wore a hat and a pink child's backpack for the raid, according to KSBY. Again, the Blessed Virgin is said to have spurred him on.

    The Paso Robles resident is pleading not guilty by reason of insanity.

    Chaos broke out in the court when Gilbertson took to the witness stand on Wednesday, the San Luis Obispo Tribune reported.

    He allegedly, under the instruction of the Holy Mother, reached into his pants and removed his own waste. Gilbertson is then said to have started chowing down on the impromptu snack.

    Judge Donald Umhofer ordered a recess.

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    The convicted sex offender is on trial for allegedly robbing a Bank of America branch in San Luis Obispo in 2013, which he says was also influenced by the Virgin Mary.
    When the trial later resumed, a mental health expert testified that he'd seen the suspect hitting himself to get rid of the voices inside his head.

    The trial continues.
     
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    That god damned blessed virgin is at it again... Hey, eating shit worked in that ace ventura
     
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    They're very laid back in Cali
     
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    If he is pleading insanity I think he is being too subtle.
     
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    fucking white people. :facepalm:
     
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    Speaking about bank robbery, I watched this for the first time yesterday, great stuff

     
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    I remember watching it live. It was exhilarating!
    I was so nervous about the cops being hurt. It was like watching a movie, except you knew the stakes were real.
    Incredible day
     
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    It is un-freaking-believable that no one (other than the bank robbers) got killed.

    I do believe LAPD let that wounded one bleed out before getting him to a hospital though. Understandable, but c'mon, guys...
     
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    "Robin - this behavior might seem gross, but the food they give you in prison...meh! I remember when I was in jail in upstate New York one summer with Doctor Lou...right before I shipped out to 'Nam...The food was harrible. Robin? Robin? Time for a break, Fred?"
     
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    Way to go California. I like to see us retake the recycling initiative. I was worried we were losing the crazy to Flow-da and Arid-zona.

    Keep up the good work! And remember the old Bible verse: When you're in doubt and feelin' overwhelmed, scoop it out and shovel it in.

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    Interesting defense strategy...
     
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    You are what you eat :shit:
     
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    A lot of cops were wounded tho. :(
     
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    Yeah, I saw a documentary about it a few years back. That one African-American cop almost bought the farm. He had to leave the force because of his injuries.

    I'm pretty sure something like that takes years off your life on the back end too.
     
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    he was given the death penalty, based on the 'eat shit and die' rule.
     
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    The poor bailiffs who then had to try and cuff him or control him while he's full of feces. Nothing can prepare you for that nightmare. Or getting urine/feces fermented thrown on you in jail/prison. Once I find out that's a probability on the job then I just can't take the job.
     
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    That's weird...he looks like such a normal, stable person from his pics....:cwl:
     
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    They talked about this exact scenario in the movie Training Day when Denzel's character is having lunch with those judges.
     
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    What? No mustard?