California bill would force porn stars to wear goggles.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Chimney Portions, Nov 11, 2013.

  1. Chimney Portions

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    You can't make this shit up.

    http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/11/11...t-to-make-porn-stars-wear-super-sexy-goggles/

     
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    Great. Every porn scene will look like a Deftones video.
     
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    You can still jack off without goggles, right?
     
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    [​IMG]

    Like Devo used to wear?
     
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    For now.
     
  7. jake206

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    I can see the PSA commercial now with the video, and lyrics such as "Wrap that dick!"

    and "Before the cream comes out, you must wrap it!"
     
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    They will lose the porn industry the same way they are losing the real film industry.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    :backlol:
     
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    Burst of the porn industry in Nevada in 3...2...
     
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    [video=youtube;7YFC0O393DQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFC0O393DQ[/video]
     
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    [Chris Sabo] Ohhhhh yeaaaaa, dropping fucking loads [/Chris Sabo]


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    So basically they just want porn to move from California to Nevada. As a Californian who just moved to The Silver State I'm fine with that. Our state is made up of food, fucking, drugs, and money. Adding more fucking won't harm the ecosystem.
     
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    Goggles or no goggles, there still will be porn.
     
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    Welcome to the land of one party rule. We have some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet running this state. And even worse, the moronic citizenry keep voting them into office.

    The facepalm should be our state symbol.
     
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    Nothing sounds hotter than two guys with goggles 69ing.