Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HS Cult Leader, May 26, 2016.
Are you trying to get those beautiful animals eyes removed getting that crazy bitch involved????
I saw this on the news. They are lucky to be alive! Id be pooping my pants!
Been there, done that...
ETA: That brings back memories.
Of you crapping your panties, correct?
Yes. That's correct. It brings back memories of me crapping my pants.
These incidents seems to provide you with a good amount of joy.
When youre feeling down, will you drop a turd into your pants as a sort of "pick me up"?
If only life were that simple, I'd be running around with a giant load in my pants all the time...screw the rest of humanity and their delicate sensibilities.
I never found out how you escaped work the day you got high. Did you get away with it ok?
Hey! I chilled the fuck out after posting...the comments in the thread made me laugh, which calmed me down.
I made it back to my desk and then spent the rest of the day in one of the break out rooms working on some excel spreadsheets. I was incredibly focused and created some amaaaaazing charts/graphs.
Oh good I was worried. I know I could never get away with that where I work ! Nurses can tell when youre high!