CALL FOR HELP - Does Beefus have Munchausen syndrome by proxy?

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  1. Javaforgotme

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    It occurred to me that Beefus is exhibiting the symptoms of Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy - but for CATS.

    There have been a few cases of this syndrome, but primaryily for children. however, by doing some research it appears that it can take place with CATS too!

    Tell me that the below doesn't sound let her:

    Munchausen by proxy syndrome (MBPS) is a relatively rare form of child abuse that involves the exaggeration or fabrication of illnesses or symptoms by a primary caretaker.

    Also known as "medical child abuse," MBPS was named after Baron von Munchausen, an 18th-century German dignitary known for making up stories about his travels and experiences in order to get attention. "By proxy" indicates that a parent or other adult is fabricating or exaggerating symptoms in a child, not in himself or herself.

    Munchausen by proxy syndrome is a mental illness and requires treatment.

    http://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sick/munchausen.html
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    'Battered pets': Munchausen syndrome by proxy (factitious illness by proxy).
    Munro HM1, Thrusfield MV.
    Author information

    Abstract
    Nine cases of suspected Munchausen syndrome by proxy (MSBP), involving pets as proxies, were identified among 448 cases of non-accidental injury to small animals. These cases, recorded by a random sample of small animal practitioners in the UK, demonstrated several combinations of features, including attention-seeking behaviour by the owner, real and apparently factitious clinical signs, deliberate injury, markedly abnormal biochemical profiles, serial incidents, interference with surgical sites, recovery after separation from the owner, and 'veterinarian-shopping' by the owner. All of these features are consistent with those identified in the well documented MSBP in which children are the victims. Furthermore, one of the cases involved serial attempts at poisoning other animals and a child.


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  2. Divorce Chicken

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    My wife is a saint Robin
     
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    Howard's involved, too.
    He makes up shit on the air about these animal's ailments.
    Weirdos!
     
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    Yes. It's been discussed in the paat and verified. No doubt.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    As much fun as it would be for US if Beth had a human baby, I could never wish that on a child. I seriously think a child would be in danger in her care. She'd have 5 nannies, but occasionally the kid would need her, or Wiggy would demand she pay attention to it and that's when trouble would ensue. Plus, anyone who's ever had kids knows, it's ALL about them. Mentally stable ppl are happy to let their children have the spotlight, but hosebeast Beth would go off the deepend having to share it.
     
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    Beth and Howard definitely wildly exaggerated the severity of Yoda's heart condition (if he was ever really sick at all). Howard claimed the cat had been diagnosed by a specialist as having only a few months to live and had so much heart damage he'd be on the transplant list if he was human. Every medical condition or backstory is dramatized for maximum impact and they always claim the animals were abused even when NSAL says they weren't. Listening to Beth you'd think it was extraordinary for someone to adopt a blind cat but a quick search of the internet shows many cases (where the rescuers don't seem to think they should be nominated for sainthood).
     
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  7. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    That thing would bar b que children if it could make it famous. It truly does have something going on where that thing thinks its better than everyone. It must of been quite a job coming up with something that would make moooooose seem acceptable. Who doesn't like kit'ns!?. But it truly has something wrong with it. It knows its a monster. And it knows its not a modoe and Howard paid for be photoshoots for nothing or free magazines. Moooose is a goddamn liar. It didn't modoe for anything.

    Wait till it gets its new tits... Just wait... Moooose is going to shove how sexy he is down our throats...

    **** hey moooose...my trainer saw your strained bony pictures and your obvious hair weaves and lizard skin. He said to eat a steak....but it my be harmones cuz your a he/she.

    Yeah who was this that booked you for a ything in the UK cuz my friend books for the last 40 years american modoe for Europe....who booked you?...there's nothing of you listed.... Especially a 2 week shoot in Switzerland....

    Sober up and set me straight ....moooose....


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    since she doesn't poop, I can overlook this
     
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    I have Mummenschanz by proxy

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    I think she has downs syndrom by behavior.
     
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    It would have been better if I spelled it right.
     
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    Please go on dawgshed to discuss Beth. That would be the most incredible show.
     
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    Beth has a face like a saint

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    saint bernard

    heard that joke when I was nine. it still kicks ass
     
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    This! @monsoon, @SomerSky, @teehee, @ARM
     
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    I've stated numerous times I'm convinced she has a Mexican that maimes kittens for her on demand.
     
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    The fact that the two of them even considered a heart transplant for a fucking cat proves how completely wacky, out of touch, and pompous they both are. I really hope Gunky just "exaggerated" that part, you know, to make it funny for the show.
     
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    I took a few abnormal psych classes in college and find this intriguing. I'm sure she's screwy enough to do it.
     
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    She's an angel and you all are just jealous of their love....also their amazing sex life...Howard had sex with angel Beth twice this weekend.
     
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    Howard did it again on yesterday's show.

    When MFB calls in, she brings up the blind kitten she saw on LaBeef's Instagram.
    Howchie tried to brush it off like it was too painful to discuss, but does say something like,
    "people do things."
    Implying that the cat had been tortured or abused in some manner.

    Was it abused or was there an operation due to some congenital condition?
    I'm confused, or perhaps dude's wig is on too damn tight.