Call Me God

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gilaet, Apr 26, 2012.

  1. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    Peace be unto you.

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  2. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Where is that lovebug? :hippie:
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Drink Clorox bitch...


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  4. nserafini

    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Oh my Dog !
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    you seem like an asshole, no
     
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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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  7. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    u shut up and listen to this

     
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  8. christ cracker

    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    just call me cc :secret:
    i dont think im God
     
  9. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    that was for u cuz i thought u were italian , how the fuck am i pose to know ur not italian ? aint all italian white :rolleyesz:
     
  10. CMG

    CMG New Member Banned User

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    post something i'd like, i have my anus exposed , right tune will have me masturbating furiously and violently with a bat or something deep and bloody in my asshole
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    u get a weird pm tmr, we never fucking spoke, tell them ur sn is baltimore mike or something, mention something gay like bbc or so
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    oh no , oh no this woman didnt ?????????????? :wet: :weakspot: :cmgcries: :nerdsawhore:
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    oh u wont dare post a song you'd be embarresed about anyway, prove that shit niggz
     
  14. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    What up fucker? :c
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    hovering over my wifes mout till around 11:33 pm when i know she'll fall in a deep sleep then pow, fucking pow the whole lump deep in her throat, jump off the porch, hide in the garden, watch wife think it was a burularly or someshit how u spell that word, cmg laffs from afar, whispering pwned to himself, walk back into room, throw water in wifes face, she wakes up, cmg beats her into submission, steal her checkbook , forge 14 checks, buys beer, repeat 51 weeks
     
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    I feel the sudden urge to buy Pantene and cookie dough
     
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    CMG New Member Banned User

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    unwritten ? now thats fucking gay and super faggot :facepalm:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Choke her from behind then just before she is out punch her kidney. Guaranteed LULZ.
     
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    how will i know if she's dying?