Call Out to Gary Puppet

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MyLazyHand, Apr 13, 2014.

  1. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    You say you're hard on the eyes. Are you worse-looking than this guy from the United Nations?!


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    Rejendra K. Pachauri, Chairman of the IPCC

    Recently unfrozen as part of Neolithic Recovery Research into early mankind
     
  2. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    Proof that East Indians did actually fuck the water buffalo.
     
  3. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I'm a different kind of ugly but still just as hideous.
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Well this thread went well
     
  5. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Waxman's still the champ.

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  6. gd9tsd9tas9sa9

    gd9tsd9tas9sa9 New Member Banned User

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    gary people can be mean , i just wear mittens and it works for me , have you ever considered a mask ? :roper: Big GP Fan
     
  7. greyt

    greyt Well-Known Member

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    no one posted is worse than Howard. it's just too bad you don't have a billion dollars.

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  8. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    ^ I assume this was taken before Dr. Kaufman installed his fake white chompers?



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  9. Mazley

    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    Im going to wear a fucking scarf to the dentist......
     
  10. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Hey, don't forget the sheer shirt under the jacket!
     
  11. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'm friends with a bunch of guys that most would consider ugly and from observing them over the years I can tell you that ANY MAN can jump up two to three points by losing weight and getting to his natural 'fighting weight' and by putting on muscle. These two things will improve any man's looks and confidence.
     
  12. Lou Skunt

    Lou Skunt ____________________ Banned User

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    Fuck all that...money cures ugly.
     
  13. FSFN

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    Not like what you see in the mirror??

    Drink 5 Jack and Gingers, problem solved.
     
  14. Dlist

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    Not sure what you look like, but as a chick, your funny threads up your handsome rating in big ways.:)
     
  15. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Well thank you Dlist. That means a lot coming from one of the hotties of the Shed.
     
  16. NotMyBro

    NotMyBro VIP Extreme Gold

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    Sure, that's true, but it's a lot easier to get in shape in 4 months than to make $100k+ in the same timeframe (to me anyway, since I lack Midas touch).
     
  17. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Beff certainly proved that point!
     
  18. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Dem boston bake beans teeth
     
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    Wiggy is a douche bag.
     
  20. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Yes. And that's not Kaufman. He's a fat hairy gold chain wearing jewgene.