calling all voodoo practitioners

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  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I dropped off my mom for a minor surgery this morning. By the time she got to the admitting desk of the hospital, her wallet was gone. She had been jostled by 4 young Asians inside the hospital entrance. Please send them some negative vibes!
     
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    What the actual fuck?!?!? :pissed:

    I will send them every ounce of bad joojoo I can muster!
     
  3. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    I have a relative that is on a mission in Haiti. I'll get the word out.

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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    What was in her wallet?

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    That's terrible!!!!
    Negative, nasty, mean vibes are being sent to these hooligans right now!!!!!!
     
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    Karma will catch up to the 4 Chinamen! :scott:
     
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    your wish is my command...
     
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    Dicks! *ahem* I hope your mom is resting easily and recovers quickly from her surgery.
     
  11. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    It takes four Asians to boost a wallet? I can think of at least one race they could learn from...
     
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  12. Rupert Pupkin

    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    They will still have their micro dicks long after they spend your mom's money. She gets the last laugh. Hope they get caught and your mom gets well soon
     
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    Damn Caninks
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Can't say it any better than this. Sorry @smichal .
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    she is more ornery than ever
     
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  17. wife is a whore

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    They were gooks, weren't they? There was a pot ring busted around here that was a Vietnamese gang outta Canada. Fuckers were buying big houses in developments, and putting grow rooms in the basement, not living in them. That kept the electric bill at a normal amount w/ the grow lights. One dumb gook fucked up and burned the leaves and stems on a cold damp day. The smoke hung low to the ground and a passing cop smelled it, nailed the guy and got him to flip on 2-3 other grow houses they operated.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    oh ya, they are quite well known for being gardening enthusiasts
     
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  19. wife is a whore

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    I wonder if they wear wicker lampshades on their heads while tending indoor gardens?
     
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  20. TheSurvivingJesusTwin

    TheSurvivingJesusTwin Half as ubiquitous

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    Also, dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature... Asian-American.
     
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