Cameron diaz wants the ladies to stop lasering off thier pubes

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Cameron Diaz has an interesting section in her recently released The Body Book dedicated entirelyto a woman’s pubes and why they shouldn’t be lasering it off.
    “I hear that there’s a big fad these days of young women undergoing laser hair removal on all of their lady bits,†Diaz writes. “… Personally, I think permanent laser hair removal sounds like a crazy idea. Forever? I know you may think you’ll be wearing the same style of shoes forever and the same style of jeans forever, but you won’t. The idea that vaginas are preferable in a hairless state is a pretty recent phenomenon, and all fads change, people.â€
    Then — fair warning — Diaz gets a little graphic. “Pubic hair also serves as a pretty draping that makes it a little mysterious to the one who might be courting your sexiness,†Diaz intones. “Pubes keep the goods private, which can entice a lover to come and take a closer look at what you have to offer. Also, let’s be honest: just like every other part of your body, your labia major is not immune to gravity. Do you really want a hairless vagina for the rest of your life?â€
    She continues, “It’s a personal decision, but I’m just putting it out there: Consider leaving your vagina fully dressed, ladies. Twenty years from now, you will still want to be presenting it to someone special, and it would be nice to let him or her unwrap it like the gift that it is.â€
    It sounds like she’s talking about some sort of pube secret garden where you pull apart the bush to find something transcendent. Except, that’s a very romanticized version of what actually happens. The reality is, for an unveiling like that, it’s gonna be a hairy bush. Maybe it’s just me but the idea of parting wiry pubic hair like how Moses parted the red sea doesn’t turn me on as much as Cameron Diaz thinks it should.

    http://theblemish.com/2014/01/cameron-diaz-wants-stop-lasering-pubes/
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Tell Cameron Diaz that Chriza from the internet said to shut her fucking mouth
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Cameron Diaz should shut her whore mouth.
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    i like a few well groomed pubes
     
  6. Babs

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    Lolly. Its an opinion.
     
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    there's something hairy about Mary
     
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    Fuck that gargoyle face
     
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    I'm glad pubes are making a comeback.
     
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    theres something hairy about scary mary
     
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    Oofa, Father Time is a bitch.
     
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    "I'm parting the hairs."
     
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    Is that "splitting hairs"?
     
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    [video=youtube;1_W1D3j7-io]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_W1D3j7-io[/video]
     
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    I guess she won't be writing about her recent hit movies.
     
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    Never liked that ignorant libtard cunt.
     
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    I'd like it if women would just shave their pussies but let their ass hairs grow out. I'd call it the Abraham Lincoln.
     
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    Pubes will somewhat hide when the uterus drops out, Hide that prize.
     
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    She would have been just another Long Beach Honky-Hoodrat if it wasn't for make-up... She should leave part if her estate to Revlon when she passes ...
     
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    She is old and desperate to stay relevant.