can anybody recommend cellphone jammer or listener?

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  1. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    One of my neighbors is very irritating, always yapping in the driveway.
     
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    shot him in the head...
     
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    Bubbleguts420 Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    creep
     
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    You shit on my house #ronaldmillerdefense
     
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    Highly illegal. Don't.
     
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    True, but like most laws nobodies enforcing them...


    "The Federal Communications Commission is charged with enforcing jamming laws. However, the agency has not yet prosecuted anyone for cell-phone jamming. Under the U.S. rules, fines for a first offense can range as high as $11,000 for each violation or imprisonment for up to one year, and the device used may also be seized and forfeited to the government."

    http://electronics.howstuffworks.com/cell-phone-jammer5.htm
     
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    http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/25405...jamming-drivers-cell-phones-on-the-interstate
     
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    Back in the day you could listen to cell phones with a scanner but now the major majority are digitally encrypted and not scannable. There are jammers aavailable but make sure nobody knows its you if you decide to use one because you never know who else's phone is being jammed along with the asshole neighbours.
     
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    If he's in your driveway, tell him to get the fuck out! If he's in his own driveway, it may not be any of your business.
     
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    Why not be an adult and talk to him about it?
     
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    My neighbor talks on the phone a lot outside. I can't hear it though, it's about 300 yards away.
     
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    I have a GPS Jammer, It works great.
     
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    he is very dangerous and crazy and an "avid gardener". The nuissance of the street
     
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    Strap on your wig. Put on your Varvatos 3/4 length leather jacket and Herman Munster boots.
    Knock on his door and ask him if he is ready to be clandestinely fucked with.
    You could also mention that you make viral videos.
     
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    Back in the day when my buddies and I would troll people on CBs, we made some CB jammers. Lill bobo 23 channel Cobra, a Cam Corder battery, shit antenna and a turn signal, so it would pop on and off to help the battery life. Stuck in the woods down the street from a douche's house. We never did hook an amp up to it to bleed over all channels for him.

    Used to like driving through neighborhoods w the CB amps turned up to bleed over TVs and fuck with people.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    how bout you get some insulation for that house instead of committing a federal crime?
     
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